Kristie Jenkins @_kristieeee

23 | NZ | Live for the lols New Zealand Joined December 2011

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Missy Elliott @MissyElliott

7 years ago

I just found out I have a FUNKY WHITE SISTER😳😩😂🤣 forreal doe😂🤣& she brought her home girl with her from da hood that keep tip toeing in the background with a plate of food🤣 yo I’m done!😂 but she straight killed “Work It” sound effects & all🙌🏾 I love it🔥🙌🏾

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Chanélle McCleary 🕊 @MissMcCleary

8 years ago

I'm embarrassed by the shit I used to put up with. Never again 👋🏼

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da’shaun | they/them @DaShaunLH

8 years ago

Before I enter a relationship with anyone else in the future, we gotta talk about our love languages and our apology languages. It's a requirement.

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Audrey Porne @AudreyPorne

8 years ago

what male co-workers think their hugs feel like vs. what they actually feel like

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Chanélle McCleary 🕊 @MissMcCleary

8 years ago

WHY am i the type of person that still believes someone's a good person even when they've shown me in every way that they're not 😤

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Sean Lowe @SeanLowe09

8 years ago

My dog Ellie is 11 years old. She’s been chasing squirrels for 11 years now. To date, she’s caught zero squirrels. But every day, she casts doubt aside and chases a new squirrel in hopes of fulfilling her lifelong dream of being a squirrel hunter. May we all be more like Ellie.

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Chanélle McCleary 🕊 @MissMcCleary

8 years ago

girls are weird like why do we look at things that we know will piss us off but still continue to look at them and get more pissed off, we are freaks

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Zendaya @Zendaya

8 years ago

....I have waited so long for this very moment.

Disney @Disney

8 years ago

....I have waited so long for this very moment.

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Khalid @thegreatkhalid

8 years ago

Spent half of my life being sad about shit I had no control over, and going throughout the day was exhausting. One day, I woke up and decided I deserved the best in life and no one was going to get in my way.