The Tea Boy 🫖 @_theteaboy
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Could just be me but… I do not enjoy “the atmosphere” of big races, it does not “push you on” Nor do I take any encouragement from randomers shouting my name cos it’s on my bib. Give me a long run with my pal or a run on my own any day of the week.
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Just had to cancel yoga as it’s just started coming off in sheets and I don’t have my grip socks with me
I did one of those foot peel sock things and my skin isn’t coming off and I feel very let down
@hunstantonsmith @_theteaboy @IronGeek100 Jesus mate, are those legal?
@_theteaboy @IronGeek100 Pop a hat on (and pervert’s shorts)
@_theteaboy @hunstantonsmith It's horrendous if the weather's bad, but at least no one is out shouting your name!! If the weather's good the scenery is mindblowing though.
@hunstantonsmith @_theteaboy Try the Beachy Head marathon, I remember soup, sausage rolls, flapjack...it was a miracle I finished!
@_theteaboy I have done big London races. There is no homemade ginger parkin at the end whatsoever! The audacity!
@scottroots @_theteaboy I look forward to that mate 😂
@_theteaboy @wingchun_dave I’m gonna come and about your name though Dave!!
@_theteaboy I'm a solo runner. The idea of running with someone else or worse, being part of a run club makes me feel sick. Big races do give me a wee lift though. Not necessarily the crowd but racing the other runners definitely helps me.
@_theteaboy @Ultra_Cas Not knocking it just wasn’t for me, a lot of the people running it were just really in to the whole event with a level of enthusiasm that I couldn’t muster 🤣 Being announced and cheered at the finish is cool but I’d rather grab my medal unnoticed thanks!
@Ultra_Cas @_theteaboy Prime for UTMB take over… It was a lovely run but the whole mood of it wasn’t for me.
@Ultra_Cas @_theteaboy Not even just big city marathons, registration at Lakeland was a bit busy for me last year. Sticking to local races this year and all the island ones are fairly low key.
@_theteaboy @laurennnn0607 Creatine whenever you remember to take it, I just do it first thing so I know one got it in. Not sure if the supplement contains creatine but I take 10gish a day anyway
@hail2thetealeaf @_theteaboy I am a regular eater of entire focaccias
@_theteaboy @SteAssent It's just me so I cut off what I can use in a few days from the block and keep it in here
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@_theteaboy Yeah, race to the stones
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