MaSiziba 🦛 @_vimzzzz

📈 Harare, Zimbabwe Joined April 2021

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MaSiziba 🦛 @_vimzzzz

5 hours ago

This is wisdom not trauma. Because they in fact do always have an ulterior motive.

Zoya🕊️ @Zoya_ki_batein

21 hours ago

This is wisdom not trauma. Because they in fact do always have an ulterior motive.

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Black Girl @t_sadiity

2 days ago

It’s no longer an honor to meet a man’s mom she ain’t sht either 😭

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George Mnguni @Okay_Wasabi

3 days ago

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MaSiziba 🦛 @_vimzzzz

a day ago

Whole timeline angori ma deletes tweets. Mukukwata here? 😂😂😂😂

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MaSiziba 🦛 @_vimzzzz

a day ago

Am I the only one who hates being asked what I do? Like, it makes me uncomfortable 😭😭😭

Mr Bat @linda_mot

2 days ago

Am I the only one who hates being asked what I do? Like, it makes me uncomfortable 😭😭😭

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MaSiziba 🦛 @_vimzzzz

a day ago

Anybody know where I can get a magnetic whiteboard for my fridge?

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MaSiziba 🦛 @_vimzzzz

a day ago

A lot of maturing on my end between now and when I have to deal with this because I’ll send him to school in SpongeBob socks don’t play with me.

vumiii🌸 @SrM23_

2 days ago

A lot of maturing on my end between now and when I have to deal with this because I’ll send him to school in SpongeBob socks don’t play with me.

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MaSiziba 🦛 @_vimzzzz

a day ago

Until this happens three times a week.

💗 @ma1ybe

3 days ago

Until this happens three times a week.

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MaSiziba 🦛 @_vimzzzz

a day ago

You guys watch crime documentaries from the criminal’s POV? 😦

Tatenda Edline🇿🇼 @curious_edline

2 days ago

You guys watch crime documentaries from the criminal’s POV? 😦

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I've observed a stark difference on how male Chartered Accountants behave compared to their female counterparts. A woman will put that title in everything. Even in a non-finance related YouTube channel. Gents, you just casually find out through conversation over beers

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MaSiziba 🦛 @_vimzzzz

2 days ago

Mmm I don’t like direction yakuenda masinh aya….

ZimLive @zimlive

2 days ago

Mmm I don’t like direction yakuenda masinh aya….

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MaSiziba 🦛 @_vimzzzz

2 days ago

Day 1 of having 1 sugar instead of 4. Wondering if I really ever liked tea or I just liked sugar in hot water 🤮

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MaSiziba 🦛 @_vimzzzz

2 days ago

Ndoenda hangu pick n pay kamfinsa or highland park. Domasi idomasi end of the day. Yho hai 🙂‍↔️

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MaSiziba 🦛 @_vimzzzz

2 days ago

Not me being quarter to panic attack in this supermarket. Yeah no I may have to reconsider. You can’t have 5000 men, women and children in one shop no matter how big. Yho.

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July @Mpikanisi__

3 days ago

Not being funny but children cost whatever it is their parents can afford.

Thendo Muloiwa @MuloiwaThendo

3 days ago

Not being funny but children cost whatever it is their parents can afford.

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MaSiziba 🦛 @_vimzzzz

2 days ago

In this economic climate someone wants to justify spending $512 MONTHLY on a one year old.

Bobby Diablo @BobbyDiabl55817

3 days ago

In this economic climate someone wants to justify spending $512 MONTHLY on a one year old.

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MaSiziba 🦛 @_vimzzzz

3 days ago

If I ever attend a self help event or listen to a motivational speaker, it has to be free. I need to know you’re really making money of the tips that you’re giving, not from my attendance 🤭