Alyssa Thomas @_wow__idiot
Joined September 2013-
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Athletic truth_ @Athletictruth_6
0 Followers 32 Following
1TillDeath_ @1TillDeath_
3 Followers 36 Following No, I'm not being immature, I'm having fun. You should try it.
_LSD_Hamster @_LSD_Hamster
1 Followers 38 Following Dear sidewalk, please get wider.. Sinncerely, The third friend walking behind feeling excluded..
Never__truth @Never__truth
2 Followers 23 Following Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking, if anyone heard us right now they'd think we're crazy.
freak_erg_ @freak_erg_
0 Followers 21 Following Monday: No! Tuesday: Ugh. Wednesday: Why? ✌Thursday: Omg. Friday: Finally. Saturday: Yes! Sunday: Crying.
_yez_run_ @_yez_run_
0 Followers 19 Following Girls who pretend to act stupid because they think it's cute need to be slapped in the face with a brick.
she_jam_ @she_jam_
0 Followers 15 Following Most people want a perfect relationship... I just want a cheeseburger that looks like the ones in commercials.
_1337__followz @_1337__followz
2 Followers 34 Following I hate two-faced people. I can never decide which side to slap first.
_rave_love_x0x0 @_rave_love_x0x0
9 Followers 90 Following Roses are red, I have a phone, no one texts me, forever alone.
_oVo__hate_ @_oVo__hate_
0 Followers 17 Following The best feeling in the world is when someone you hate tells a joke and nobody laughs.
take_bird_ @take_bird_
0 Followers 31 Following When life knocks me down, instead of getting back up I usually lie there and take a nap.
YouThfuL_get__x @YouThfuL_get__x
1 Followers 48 Following My computer screen is brighter than my future.
_sing__Girlsx0 @_sing__Girlsx0
0 Followers 31 Following If the whole world smoked a joint at the same time, There would be world peace for at least two hours.
1_craze_ @1_craze_
0 Followers 24 Following That awkward moment when the garbage goes out more than you.
r0ck_ZoOm @r0ck_ZoOm
1 Followers 38 Following I WAKE UP IN THE MORNING, FEELING LIKE..... going back to sleep.
snap___cutie_ @snap___cutie_
2 Followers 33 Following Username has been already taken. Bitch, who stole my idea?
NeVeR__86_d_ @NeVeR__86_d_
0 Followers 26 Following Sometimes we don't understand why we are waiting. Often it is because God has something great in store, it's just not the right time.
1____x0x0 @1____x0x0
6 Followers 47 Following There’s no such thing as insomnia. Just a lot of people with Internet access.
_skype_lamb0 @_skype_lamb0
0 Followers 20 Following Don't send me a ;) face and then wonder why I show up at your house naked.
myspace___plur_ @myspace___plur_
0 Followers 25 Following I can't go to school mom. The blankets have accepted me as one of their own. If I leave now I might lose their trust.
Shallow__Bitch @Shallow__Bitch
1 Followers 31 Following Teacher: Where is your homework?Student: I lost it fighting this kid who said you weren't the best teacher in school.
haha___ok_69 @haha___ok_69
4 Followers 35 Following I would slap you, but I don't want to get slut on my hand.
horrorfollowsz @horrorfollowsz
0 Followers 6 Following I hate it when I'm drinking something and the ice attacks my face.
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