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contrary to popular belief, якщо ідіот походить на терапію то ми отримаємо не reformed ідіота, а ідіота який топить свою чєпуху словами з терапії, легітимізація довбоєбізму «фарму пробувала?» євпочя
Google Meet option to talk with a BetterHelp therapist after stressful meetings
BREAKING: The Russian Federation
After Elon offers a “1 million dogecoin” bounty to anyone able to prove his family had an emerald mine fortune, his DAD comes out and says “um, can I get in on that, cause I totally have proof of it” 😂 😂 ☠️
Апдейт психічного здоровля: терапевтка почала курить шишки, а я кинув.
Показываю студентам трейлер «Ночного дозора» с датой релиза: 8 июля 2004 года. Голос в аудитории: «Я тогда ещё не родилась…». Я:
Elon: “I’m gonna take away the blue checks on 4/20!” Twitter employee: “Okay.” Elon: “Get it? 4/20?” Suddenly about to be fired Twitter employee: “Hitler’s birthday, yeah.”
до психотерапии / после
@garybernhardt I'm excited to stop writing code and start writing machine-readable specifications of precise intended behavior
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The year is 2034. Websites no longer exist, news is dead, there are no sources for information. Content cycles only from AIs trained on each other's outputs, fragments from people long gone, repeated endlessly like a big delay line memory. The sky is the average of every sky.
I drew in my sketchbook and tried figuring out the most minimal way to draw a cat. A single line really is enough as long as the tail and ears are visible.
In one of my marine bio classes a teacher asked "how big is the ocean?" and one student yelled "not big enough!" and we all started chanting "expand the ocean! land is for losers!" and the professor smiled and went "yes yesssss soon not even the mountains will be beneath us"
Dan Harmon, now the soul owner of Rick and Morty, plotting all the ways he can incorporate incest into each episode of season 7:
Девочкам стыдно признаваться, что они срут, поэтому они просто намекают, фоткая свои жопы
«Я приехал, мам. Ставь чайник». На картине дом на улице Олеко Дундича 23/1, г. Новосибирск. Масло. автор: Анна Урюпина
у кого было – ставьте лайк!
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