ally @allyinsert

the coolest gal you'll ever know | proship and proud | she/her | 🏳️‍⚧️ Joined July 2022

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TWINKDEFCON @twinkdefcon

3 months ago

job hunting has legitimately been the most demoralizing experience of my life. Nothing else will make you realize how little you can actually do

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comics like these r so stupid cuz "killing a dog" or whatever is always short hand for some shit that truly doesnt matter like shipping smth weird or having a bad take abt a discourse that lasted a week

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wint @dril

2 years ago

talking to a robot is the dumbest shit in the world. Fuck you

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hi i’m lily! - ΘΔ - tummy rub slut @Actuallilypup

2 years ago

So if your puppygirl wants to get drugged here's what you do: Start giving her rolled up pieces of meat and cheese. Make sure she has drinks that are flavorful. Get her expecting that the drug will come in one of these deliveries. Play with her expectations a bit.

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roxi is a mouse 👼🐁 @MementoMousie

3 years ago

girlfriend who beats me so hard and shouts so loudly i develop a rough approximation of the PTSD + CNS damage caused by wwi shellshock 😖🥴😵‍💫🥰

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@recursivewitch on tumblr @coalescentwitch

3 years ago

Both big sis and her friends find her a little tooooo cute all blushy and euphoric in her girl clothes and can only hold themselves back for so long, so one day when one of them breaks and starts teasing her cock, the rest can't help but follow suit~

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@recursivewitch on tumblr @coalescentwitch

3 years ago

It's not like they didn't *know* he was a boy, they just all agreed he was cuter that way~ And plus, big sis had always wanted a little sis to play dress up with~

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@recursivewitch on tumblr @coalescentwitch

3 years ago

Alice post of the day: Overprotective big sister who doesn't like how mean the boys are that her little brother hangs out with, so she decides to have him hang out with her friends instead! But as the only boy there, he felt out of place, so she dresses him up in her old clothes~

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CHARLOTTE🍉 @BREAD_MOULD

3 years ago

you know what, fuck it. this is a thread about the millions of second-class citizens that live in every single 1st world country. this thread will expand overtime.

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Tali @Tali___0

3 years ago

@cubusonic

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take5™ @take5tm

3 years ago

the corporate leaders of the anglosphere are getting teens to kill their peers & carry out their of population cleansing agenda for them. i hope you all understand this. when you pieces of shit say a person "deserved to be bullied more in high school" that's what rlly happens

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será @seralouisee

3 years ago

brits and euros will find a news article showcasing one obscure whacky fried food served at one state fair in one specific county in west texas be like "omg americans eat this??? 😂😂😂"

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take5™ @take5tm

3 years ago

yeah that's right. fuck you if you played this game

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será @seralouisee

3 years ago

we need to tell more trans ppl its okay to be bigender like, u dont HAVE to throw ur birth gender in the trash if u dont want to. u can be both, in whatever ratio u want

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nemui @nemuriyagi_

3 years ago

Ready for anything! :3 #メイドインアビス #Madeinabyss

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take5™ @take5tm

3 years ago

lets be real here: ur just acting smug about this shit cuz u already hated him for whatever hundred petty reasons before this u would not be acting this smug and turning this horrifying shit into fuckin twitter jokes if it was a guy who made a cartoon you guys actually liked

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Mlick @Mlickles

3 years ago

bro imagine being a mouse in the middle of the night trying to get some cheese thinking you know your stuff about traps but then you get blown back like kakyoin by the literal mousekatool

Historic Vids @historyinmemes

3 years ago

bro imagine being a mouse in the middle of the night trying to get some cheese thinking you know your stuff about traps but then you get blown back like kakyoin by the literal mousekatool