Mireri🐯 @andrew_traw9

i curved them twice like the number 3 Nairobi, Kenya Joined November 2013

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ClipzHef @ClipzHef

2 days ago

Druski ACCIDENTALLY broke Kevin Heart’s $600k chair. 😳😲 “That’s 600 grand thank you Druski 600 grand don’t worry ill pay for it” 😭💀

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Scion of the land 🇰🇪 🇵🇸 @DukeofEmbu92

23 hours ago

@the_sambu ....what has kept the US safe since 9/11 without committing American boots on the ground. It will be really interesting to see how this one plays out, especially with that US base in Manda and the other one up North. Not forgetting the unit they run inside the GSU 😂😂

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Scion of the land 🇰🇪 🇵🇸 @DukeofEmbu92

23 hours ago

@the_sambu This is a double-edged sword. On the one hand, it's perfectly understandable that the orange fuck would want to shift away from protecting the world. On the other hand, operations in frontline countries (and using foreign boots on the ground e.g. Kenyan special ops units) is...

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Riammo @itsriammo

22 hours ago

@the_sambu The US uses its military presence and Aid to threaten countries into compliance. Trump is making his country irrelevant. Next thing he should do is cut trade with Africa so we can stop depending on them entirely.

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JOHN CHEGE MBS @JohnchegeChege

19 hours ago

@the_sambu Huyu amekuja sanaaa 🤦‍♂️. The other day he called Kenya a Sh*thole country 🚮💩

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Disciplinary committee Ke🇰🇪 @dCommitteeK3694

22 hours ago

@the_sambu Meanwhile, Ruto is busy handing out IDs instead of tightening our border security, to the point where we' are being compared to Somalia.

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jayjaymoh @fazejaymoh

19 hours ago

@the_sambu Maintenance ilikuwa story ya jaba

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Chris Sambu @the_sambu

a day ago

Donald Trump: We will now defend our own borders instead of wasting time in Kenya or Somalia.

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Phil Bak @philbak1

2 days ago

Friend of mine wasn’t getting his raise request. I told him to show up next day w haircut, best suit, carry one of those resume folders, and to leave late morning for an hour to sit in a coffee shop, then come back quietly like nothing happened. The next week he got his raise.

Boring_Business @BoringBiz_

2 days ago

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HOUSE PORN @HOUSEPORN___

a day ago

This bathroom is PERFECT.

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Interesting things @awkwardgoogle

2 days ago

Victory fades, but character lasts a lifetime

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Ch●k●sh°💀 @iamennoh

2 days ago

Village Girls be like ;

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Alchemist @AlchemistKenya

2 days ago

Can we push Omtatah and leave these hyenas aside to sink with Kasongo.

Yoko Ndegwah @Kibet_bull

2 days ago

Can we push Omtatah and leave these hyenas aside to sink with Kasongo.

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Yoko Ndegwah @Kibet_bull

2 days ago

The talk vs reality.

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🌙 @akaopalseye

a day ago

A storm has two purposes… to destroy what isn’t solid and to reveal what is.

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underrated @NestroyTimo

2 days ago

Me in 2010 instead of investing in bitcoin 💀😂

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Cowgirl @Msnyaguthii

a day ago

Until you have dealt with the Kenyan justice or health system, you have no idea how broken and badly off we are doing. We really deserve better

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CallMeBelms @deejayjim_

2 days ago

I heard an interesting story about a bodaboda Sacco where riders pooled their money. After saving enough, they bought a matatu. On its very first week on the road, the matatu hit a bodaboda rider.

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Rapcha The Sayantist @IAMRAPCHA

2 days ago

CS of health directly promoting teenage pregnancy is insane

Kenyans.co.ke @Kenyans

2 days ago

CS of health directly promoting teenage pregnancy is insane

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Willis Evans Otieno @otienowill

a day ago

A state lodge is just a symbol of power, not a solution to poverty, unemployment, water scarcity, or poor infrastructure in Kitui. It doesn’t put food on the table, doesn’t equip hospitals, doesn’t improve schools, and doesn’t revive industries.