SapisApis 🐌 @apis_sapis

And the child born on the Sabbath day is bonny and blithe and good and GAAAAAAAAAY 🌈 💅 No pronouns; do not refer to me. Old. Helm’s Deep Joined May 2021

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hope @LAlNLAlN

7 days ago

I made a London Fog cake with an Earl Grey lavender soak and lavender vanilla bean cream cheese icing. I bet you'd love to see a tasteful, dramatically lit photo of that, wouldn't you? With a little sprig of baby's breath artistically placed on top. You're a very sick man

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sarah ✩ @carolinaruins

6 days ago

a few years ago i was trying out a new therapist and i told her about how i was a little embarrassed to have a fan account. she said “if it makes you feel any better, i have a kpop fan account on instagram where i pretend to be an asian teenager.” that doesn’t make me feel better

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Carly Incontro @carlyincontro

3 months ago

this sign gonna be in a museum in a decade and everyone who was excited about this will have to pretend they knew it was inhumane

Rachel Bitecofer 🗽🦆 @RachelBitecofer

3 months ago

this sign gonna be in a museum in a decade and everyone who was excited about this will have to pretend they knew it was inhumane

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Dzintra - Author @DzintraSullivan

3 months ago

Stop putting flyers on my car! No, I don't want to see a band called "Parking Violation" at the "Courthouse."

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Foxes in Love @foxes_in_love

3 months ago

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Comrade Sisko 🖖🏾✊🏿 @Pinko69420

5 months ago

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gene @magnetoakgae

5 months ago

who would successfully rage bait the other first

Modern Family Scenes @DunphyFiles

5 months ago

who would successfully rage bait the other first https://t.co/7ilCs2agJ6

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0.005 Seconds (3/694) @seconds_0

5 months ago

My wife just walked up to me and gave me an unexpected impassioned, full body kiss, then stared me straight in the eye - a deep soul to soul stare - and said, "I just hit a possum with the lawnmower."

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Gritty is the Way @Gritty20202

5 months ago

counterpoint: if done properly, self checkout can make groceries a LOT cheaper

Penny @pennyelizabeths

6 months ago

counterpoint: if done properly, self checkout can make groceries a LOT cheaper

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Tyrell @TyrellMcGowan

5 months ago

Now I'm not saying that JD Vance killed the Pope, per se. I just think his actions raise some questions, like for example: Did JD Vance kill the Pope?

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yasmin @ycsm1n

5 months ago

not him passing away 4 hours after this. jd vance is the anti-christ confirmed

The Associated Press @AP

5 months ago

not him passing away 4 hours after this. jd vance is the anti-christ confirmed

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6 months ago

I need a hat like this and I’ll make a new Lae’zel cosplay….

the legend of seal'zel 🦭 @llarissel

6 months ago

I need a hat like this and I’ll make a new Lae’zel cosplay….

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Mis Leading @FaatiTheStreet

6 months ago

Gender nonconforming anti authoritarian disabled representation being softened and feminized in an attempt to “humanize” her. Yikes. 🫣 To all of my Wrestling devoted disabled gnc friends and followers, Look what they’re doing to our Toph This is character assassination (again)