Joe Bernstein @Bernstein
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@willystaley Hey, I’m just a modern flâneur, observing contemporary society and its many humorous quirks and cultural idiosyncrasies.
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Fascinating logo on the new bakery on 5th Ave
@rrpre I think the men’s La Garconne store is there
I was at a memorial service last week complaining about being 41. And a 50 year old woman rolled her eyes at me and said “Relax. You’re the kindergarteners of middle age.”
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.@tysonbrody is the only person who can end the 2016 democratic presidential primary politico.com/news/magazine/…
Dud of the Week: "You Can See Everything," a mockumentary glorifying felon Elizabeth Holmes and fellow narcissicist filmmakers, perverts truth, justice and class issues for Gen-X media-illiterates. Read how: nationalreview.com/2026/10/the-hi… @A24 #YouCanSeeEverything
*looking in mirror* “Hey, uh babe. Yeah, can you come over here? Sorry I know you’re trying to work. Would you say I’m more shtetl type or brown? Not gracile, right? No, no definitely not. Just wondering.”
The kids in my son’s first grade class scare each other by screaming “look out! Michael Jackson is behind you!” ????
@weareyourfek @BarneysRubble0 But he didn’t wear them on a day he was going to be in public? Also, I’m pretty sure when I first met him he was in stocking feet. Tho I’d have to double check
@BarneysRubble0 no, i profiled him earlier this year
I know this because I have a magician friend. She told me that the magic community is pretty united on this. She also said magic is an underappreciated element in the You Can See Everything discourse.
One thing that is poorly understood is the extent to which this store is very much a magic shop. And apparently magic shop clerks are supposed to be hostile to outsiders. So what Kelly Clarkson interpreted as snobbery, was actually classic magician in-group out-group behavior.
Paul Rudd was spotted visiting Art of Play, the Brooklyn curiosity shop that recently made headlines following Kelly Clarkson’s very public dispute with the store. 📸@BackgridUS
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Sokak köpeğini bir kere sevdikten sonra peşini bırakmaması
Monitoring the situation
JUST IN: Veradermics announces its experimental hair-loss pill significantly increased hair growth in over 500 men, with no serious side effects reported in a late-stage study.
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