Mitchell @bigmonkeyfart

Joined July 2013

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christian @nopoweradeinusa

7 years ago

thinking about a cool alternate universe where cars run on cum lol, and if U give someone head ur technically siphoning gas, countries go to war trying to suck the cum out of each others balls

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(RETIRED) @phantomchills

7 years ago

LMAOOOO WHO MADE THIS?!?!?

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Tim Hortons @TimHortons

7 years ago

Kenya’s only hockey team had nobody to play. So, we brought them to Canada for a game. And, we surprised them with a couple of new teammates. youtu.be/CqYfhY5gVl8

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NHL GIFs @NHLGIFs

7 years ago

THAT SHOT. Also, that celly. @Kuzya92

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Post Malone @PostMalone

7 years ago

u can tell a lot about a man by the jibbits on his crocs

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christian @nopoweradeinusa

8 years ago

[tinder date walks through my bedroom door] oh hey haha I'll be ready in a minute [spins around in my chair & unpauses the "no russian" mission in call of duty modern warfare 2]

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Your Old Droog @YourOldDroog

8 years ago

Motherfuckers be like "Just spoke to the homie the other day 😔😔😩🙏 RIP"

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Student speaks in front of the U.S. Capitol on #NationalWalkoutDay: “Their right to own an assault rifle does not outweigh our right to live. The adults have failed us. This is in our hands now, and if any elected official gets in our way, we will vote them out.”

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St. Cloud State Men's Hockey @SCSUHuskies_MH

8 years ago

INCREDIBLE! A candidate for #SCTop10 - St. Cloud State sophomore forward Ryan Poehling's goal at 8:39 of the 3rd gives #1 SCSU a 3-2 lead at North Dakota on Mar. 2. Between the legs and into the net. @TheNCHC @NCAAIceHockey @collegehockey

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☠️jk☠️ @_jkuhn

8 years ago

@ScottMoir

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eric curtin @dubstep4dads

8 years ago

could your child be texting about EGGS? look for these acronyms! HYWTE- how you want them eggs OEEP- over easy? easy peasey! DON- deviled or nothin’ RWHS- raw with whole shell STF- scramble those fuckers PTYIMA- put those yolks in my ass COHB- choking on hard boiled