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drake: drops "family matters" kendrick in less than 20 mins:
Drake was about to take his shot of ozempic and lay down for the night and Kendrick said:
Opening day and the banding station was HOT! 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Took a pic of the cat lookin out the window and accidentally turned him into some sort of god.
"If Drake and Kendrick Lamar got in a rap battle who do you think would win?" Obama: "I gotta go with Kendrick" Aged like fine wine.
Baby Keem woulda ended this beef 3 weeks ago. No punchlines not nothin just the craziest beat you ever heard and baby voice chanting “stranger danger”
I dunno. I think id reach a point where I release a song called “You’re Right, But I Want You To Know It Hurt My Feelings”. It’s produced by my talkspace therapist
It would honestly make me really sad if someone was that good at rhyming about how bad I am at life
Drake’s daughter in Turks and Caicos being forced to get cornrows one day before drake announces her
Rappers across America waking up to the reality that parental negligence can be used against them in a rap battle
The ozempic shit is so hilarious to me. Imagine if Pac found out Biggie Smalls was drinking Slim Fast. Them jokes would FLY. 😅
@SunnyvaleSBay Please don’t just dismiss her wellness brand
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Good morning! Soooo happy Baltimore Orioles have arrived. I love hearing their calls & what's so wonderful is they nest in Central Park so we get to enjoy them all Spring&Summer. This male is so stunning. 😭❤️
The men are rapping about taking ozempic and getting lipo…WE NEED MECHANICS
we need God to turn Wendy Williams dementia down so we can confirm these stories.
I know Adonis mom somewhere like "Sacre Bleu"
Honestly, Aubrey needs to clean house, and go back to making music for day parties. Maybe file a restraining order against Kendrick lmfao. Idk.
Drake got worse friends than Jesus
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Kendrick to Adonis in wrestling terms:
Imagine having to dim your💡or having your💡dimmed all your life to avoid outranking or surpassing your mediocre brother bec of some feudalistic rules created by some long dead ancestors. It’s astonishing Prince Harry stayed for as long as he did. He is the real life Cinderfella
drake: drops "family matters" kendrick in less than 20 mins:
Drake was about to take his shot of ozempic and lay down for the night and Kendrick said:
Happy 40th birthday to Orange Cassidy. Hope he's feeling better today following the implosion between his Best Friends. 💔
Opening day and the banding station was HOT! 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Took a pic of the cat lookin out the window and accidentally turned him into some sort of god.
"If Drake and Kendrick Lamar got in a rap battle who do you think would win?" Obama: "I gotta go with Kendrick" Aged like fine wine.
@blackbeautybag Why not give credit to OP? Is your page full of stolen content? I don't get it at all. She's seen this as you're probably aware.
Verbatim...... Stole this verbatim. Come on
I know Adonis mom somewhere like "Sacre Bleu"… 🙈🙈😂😂😂
Pusha T hearing Drake is hiding another child
Baby Keem woulda ended this beef 3 weeks ago. No punchlines not nothin just the craziest beat you ever heard and baby voice chanting “stranger danger”
I talked to Dot aka Petty Pendagrass last night. He's no where near done. 🍿 You niggas in trouble🩸 WESTSIDE COMPTON
@DragonflyJonez K: “you are a manipulative, deadbeat, sexual predator with a sex addiction, pill addiction, gambling addiction AND a secret daughter.” Drake: “lol what you mean daughter tho”
This how long Drake had the upper hand for
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I dunno. I think id reach a point where I release a song called “You’re Right, But I Want You To Know It Hurt My Feelings”. It’s produced by my talkspace therapist
I don’t even think Dracula has that many negative songs about him
It’s like watching someone try to win at Uno against a man who only pulls Draw 4 cards
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