Forrtis @broken_changes
Segmentation fault! 127.0.0.1/32 Joined January 2018-
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Tried to give you something you never had and found out why you never had it
Heri ununue baiskeli ukue unajipeleka kwa watu in person
Heri ununue baiskeli ukue unajipeleka kwa watu in person
Englishman: "That your dog?" Welshman: "Aye" Englishman: "Mind if I speak to him?' Welshman: "Dog don't talk.” Englishman: “Hey dog, how's it going?" Dog: "Doing all right." Welshman: (look of shock) Englishman: “Is this your owner?" (Pointing at the Welshman) Dog: "Yep."…
When you wish a nigga would
This sht can probably cure a common cold in two sips
no one talks about how annoying it is when people are intimidated by you all the time and you’re not even doing anything.
Never quit something with great long term potential just because you can't deal with the stress of the moment.
I respect ppl who’ve mastered detachment bc they’ve accepted something most ppl spend their whole lives resisting: you don’t get to keep anything here. Not the person, job or even the version of yourself you’re clinging to. Let me explain…
don't be attracted to my light and then come around trying to dim it.
One thing about life is that there's always a moment you think you'll never get past, and yet, you always do.
love doesn’t end in a breakup. it ends in the small, ordinary moments where you choose not to call. where you stop telling them your good news. where you hear a song and don’t send it. love ends quietly, long before goodbye.
people lack accountability, then be like, “you could have talked to me.” no, i couldn’t lol. you don’t listen. you deflect
do not choose chemistry over character. because chemistry won't wake up at 3am to console you in your heaviest grief. sparks stop flying when life becomes riddled with reality
adult friendships require grace. People are busy. People are healing. people are growing. people are taking time for self-care just like you. don’t mistake less communication for less love. check in, not out.
Arguments kila siku ni kama you are dating a function
Unfortunately, people have a right to decline your love no matter how pure your intentions are. You are not what they want and that is okay.
just because i address something doesn’t mean i’m tryna argue. i like to talk things out and i love clarity. we are adults, so communicate.

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