Eric Cartman @c_o_r_g_i
🇺🇸 🇧🇩 United States Joined May 2013-
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drake: aaaaaa your “wife” is mixed 😂 kendrick:
drake: aaaaaa your “wife” is mixed 😂 kendrick: https://t.co/nFEf6wiUNZ
ong this the sexiest thing i ever seen a white woman do and i have seen a lot of porn
ong this the sexiest thing i ever seen a white woman do and i have seen a lot of porn
imma stick that right up my butt before i walk in the club
imma stick that right up my butt before i walk in the club
Can you spit in my coffee? Barista:
Boeing calls up this guy every time there’s a new whistleblower.
13 years ago today, John Cena killed Osama Bin Laden.
This is a historic artifact. No modern companies do this, instead best practice now is hire an ex-McKinsey MBA who extracts a $50 million exit package for himself while tearing down the business and destroying the reputation of an industry
Kendrick Lamar: Yachty can’t give you no swag neither Lil Yachty somewhere:
Drake: it's been 17 days big dawg lol Kendrick Lamar:
LeBron James scream if you love COD zombies
36… god would need 36 of his mightiest to get my tongue out of her dirt star
36… god would need 36 of his mightiest to get my tongue out of her dirt star
Jobs that are ok to shame: Police Landlords The niggas that put boots on cars Politicians (corrupt) Billionaires (not a job but still) Drake
Jobs that are ok to shame: Police Landlords The niggas that put boots on cars Politicians (corrupt) Billionaires (not a job but still) Drake
my ten year old self would never have imagined seeing a video worse than a cartel member beheading someone but here we are
my ten year old self would never have imagined seeing a video worse than a cartel member beheading someone but here we are
bouta jackoff with these on
Know the rules.
@DailyLoud bro once he gets hit with $100b offer
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Liam F @LiamR87
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106 Followers 2K Following I'm naughty little princess and i like send sexy photos FREE. Who wanna me and horny girls nudes ?? 💦 Follow me if YOU want 🍆 19
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143 Followers 114 Following 𝑫𝒊𝒆 𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒎𝒆𝒎𝒐𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒔, 𝑫𝒐𝒏’𝒕 𝒅𝒊𝒆 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒅𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒎𝒔. Scorpio ♏️
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Vice President Kamala.. @VP
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This is Drake only option at this point
Drake: YOU BEAT ON “YOUR WIFE” Kendrick:
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Trump gets distracted by a plane flying overhead and says, "I thought that was China."
That OVO staff meeting look CRAZY right now
i fuck w/ your mind dude. lets link and create
Practice makes perfect. 🫶🏻 I went the ham and cheese route today.
America was supposed to be Art Deco. Here's how an age of optimism sparked a golden age of design. And why it's coming back... (thread) 🧵
went from ice spice to travis scott 😭😭
Achilles when they keep missing his heel
Anya Taylor-Joy at the FURIOSA premiere in Sydney, Australia.
Nigga I just know you shitted up your back like an infant after eating this
I gotta thing for you and I can’t let go🥲
Throat to Busan is crazy
there’s an awesome caption for this i just can’t think of it rn
Schwarzenigga Keke?!
Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare
I wouldn’t tell anyone I’d won the lottery, but there would be signs…
the North American Numbering Plan Administration assigned the area code 321 to the part of Florida where Cape Canaveral and the Kennedy Space station is — as in ''3-2-1 liftoff"
I know it hurt him to type this
Aye Dan Schneider is going to hell
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