jack @cackomate
Joined May 2022-
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I was a wimpy kid till I touched that cheese 🧀
i go garbanzo on her bean until that chick pees
A song ain’t never been this good 😭
"We got bigger fish to fry" is lowkey rs If I had a bigger fish I'd fry dat one Cuz of the flavor
I tracked her menstrual cycle and she’s ovulating today so I’m bringing her favorite wine over #ChessNotCheckers
My brake pads would’ve popped off by how fast I would’ve stopped the whip lol
My brake pads would’ve popped off by how fast I would’ve stopped the whip lol
"My own son... literally blоwing Bаrаck Obаmа..." "DAD NO YOU'VE BEEN ONESHOTTED BY AI YOUR BOOMER MIND HAS NO DEFENSE FOR THIS WAAAIIIIT-"
"My own son... literally blоwing Bаrаck Obаmа..." "DAD NO YOU'VE BEEN ONESHOTTED BY AI YOUR BOOMER MIND HAS NO DEFENSE FOR THIS WAAAIIIIT-" https://t.co/HYhQ7BxaPA
Fucking hell Gar
my wife: how’s the casserole honey me: it tastes great the man that narrates my life: but it didn’t taste great and he wanted to kill himself, very very badly.
Fortune teller: this is The Hanged Man Me: oh that sounds badass Fortune teller: it is. He represents sacrifice, letting go Me: dope dope I fw that Fortune teller: and this is actually a new tarot card. The Pedophile Me: alright well,
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New York City you listen to me right now if you're near a convenience store right now, any type of 24-hour store go into the store right now and put your hand in the cash register for no reason!!!!
"A sniper rifle that shoots bullets"
it's so funny in andor when they talk about palpatine joining meetings and signing bills and shit as if he doesn't look like this

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