chrissie ◡̈ ◡̈ @chrmts

which one of you cowards shit in my pants? Pug Town, USA Joined November 2014

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Crémieux @cremieuxrecueil

10 months ago

Vaccines did this, btw

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itsonlyzach @itsonlyzach

10 months ago

SO IF YOU CARE TO FIND ME LOOK TO THE WESTERN SKY

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Tom Colicchio @tomcolicchio

10 months ago

I’m an American citizen, I pay taxes and vote and will enjoy my right to be critical of my country’s leadership whenever the fuck I want.

Kelly Conley @KELLYHCONLEY

10 months ago

I’m an American citizen, I pay taxes and vote and will enjoy my right to be critical of my country’s leadership whenever the fuck I want.

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⋆˚࿔ sagé 𝜗𝜚˚⋆ @sagethetaurus__

10 months ago

Not a single man I’ve encountered has been smarter than me

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Hold the fuck on. So a whole bunch of Trump voters with preexisting conditions are now realizing that they voted to take their healthcare away, and a whole bunch of contractors are now realizing that they voted to take their construction workers away, and a whole bunch of…

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Tristan Snell @TristanSnell

10 months ago

A 25% tariff on Canadian goods would - spike gasoline prices - spike natural gas prices - drastically increase price of lumber and cement - completely crater the construction and housing markets So all your prices would go up — but the value of your house would go down.

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Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts

10 months ago

Pro-heroin, anti-fluoride

Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump

10 months ago

Pro-heroin, anti-fluoride

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Robert Reich @RBReich

10 months ago

The Biden-Harris admin capped credit card late fees. A Trump-appointed judge blocked it. The Biden-Harris admin banned noncompete clauses. A Trump-appointed judge blocked it. The Biden-Harris admin changed OT pay rules to include more workers. Guess what happened next?

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Ted Cruz Called The FBI on me @weareronin47

10 months ago

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Jack Cocchiarella @JDCocchiarella

10 months ago

Y'all better leave this nice and kind woman the fuck alone

Aaron Rupar @atrupar

10 months ago

Y'all better leave this nice and kind woman the fuck alone

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Evan @daviddunn177

10 months ago

Uneducated voters are a much greater threat than illegal immigrants.

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Art Candee 🍿🥤 @ArtCandee

10 months ago

It’s funny when MAGA says to “defund sanctuary cities.” The top 4 sanctuary cities also have the top 4 economies in the country. Methinks sanctuary cities need to defund supporting broke azz red states.

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I Smoked Charlie Kirk @BlackKnight10k

10 months ago

If you didn't know that the Affordable Care Act was the same thing as Obama Care, your vote shouldn't count the same as mine

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Thought Provoking Berserker ⚛️🦍🦅 @Provokethoughtz

10 months ago

Marriage predates Christianity It's not yours to define.

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Jo @JoJoFromJerz

10 months ago

I fucking love this woman.

Acyn @Acyn

10 months ago

I fucking love this woman.

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Isaiah Martin @isaiahrmartin

10 months ago

The Republicans were obsessed with Obama releasing his birth certificate, and VP Harris releasing her McDonald’s pay stubs. BUT THEY don’t want to release the report investigating THEIR Attorney General nominee for allegedly hooking up with a child? Interesting how that works!