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Nigeria Joined August 2018

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Reno Omokri @renoomokri

7 years ago

Money makes you always calm. If someone hits your car, you will still be calm. If the power company brings an outrageous bill, you will till be calm. If your children destroy an expensive furniture, you are still calm. Because money answers all things #RenosNuggets

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Reno Omokri @renoomokri

7 years ago

God is above everybody, whether human or spirit. Therefore, if you want God to respond to you when you call on Him, make sure you are also responding to those you are above when they call on you. God judges your love for Him by the way you love His creations #RenosNuggets

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ObiAura @saintaura

7 years ago

Short people should stop asking "how far?" if I tell you now, you wouldn't still see it

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MrWhistle @WhistleTalks

7 years ago

Nigerians will cook meat as if they're trying to kill the soul of the animal. How will you boil meat, fry it then put it in the soup again to boil? What is the dead animal's crime? 😂😂😂

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Reno Omokri @renoomokri

7 years ago

Dear ladies, Men will be attracted to you because of your beauty. They may stay with you because of your brains. But majority of men will only marry you because of your character. So make up your face. Read good books. But more importantly, upgrade your morals #RenosNuggets

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billionaire_secrets @billionaire_key

7 years ago

Read aloud every morning: Why am I so lucky? Why am I able to do anything I set myself to do? Why do I have a clear vision of my future? Why do I love setting goals? Why do opportunities always come to me? Why do I enjoy working hard? Why am I unstoppable? Why am I so successful?

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sky 🩷 @skylaemae

7 years ago

Ladies that always shout don't cum inside me. Do you think is easy to jump out from a moving vehicle?😑

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MaxxyFire @maxxyfire

7 years ago

My friend travelled with my earpiece and charger to London. I can proudly say that I have properties in London 😌

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Four-eyed Edo Boy™ (mainnet arc) @Alex_Houseof308

7 years ago

Withdraw N500, and you can almost hear the ATM hissing as it returns your card "Mtschewwwwwwwwwwwwww please remove your card guy"

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Akpakominza @Akpakominza

7 years ago

What’s the size of your Penis and ladies what’s the size that you like here.

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R.E.M.Y ☥ @Thesameremy

7 years ago

When the doctor said you should change the way you take alcohol

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sky 🩷 @skylaemae

7 years ago

Somebody will buy coil to kill mosquitoes in this Nigeria. The mosquitoes will smoke it finish like shisha Then come to your ear to sing wentin u gain o 😩

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Reno Omokri @renoomokri

7 years ago

Marriage will make you strong or break you and it all depends on one thing-marrying the right person. That‘s why you should never marry a person until you have seen them angry and hungry. Those are the two states were they can’t pretend and their true nature is seen #RenosNuggets

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Sweet Shantel @SweetShantel

7 years ago

S - See your goal U - Understand the obstacles C - Create a positive mental picture C - Clear your mind of self-doubt E - Embrace all challenges S - Sacrifice free time S - Show the world you can do it F - Feed your focus U - Utilize all opportunities L - Learn from all failures

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Reno Omokri @renoomokri

7 years ago

Children are a blessing. But too much blessing can become a bad thing. Even if you are rich, still have few kids. Money is not all that it takes to raise kids. Time is also involved. Children need attention just as they need food or their emotional growth is stunted #RenosNuggets

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POJU OYEMADE @pastorpoju

7 years ago

One great secret hidden in scripture is the power of hospitality. Hospitality is ranked higher than fasting in the prophetic writings. This is why Isaiah 58 is a critique to those who simply stay of food but have no real love in their hearts. Hospitality + Fasting = The unusual