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بانی چیئرمین عمران خان کا اڈیالہ جیل سے اپنے اہلِ خانہ کے ذریعے بھجوایا گیا پیغام: - پاکستان مسلم لیگ نواز کا ”ووٹ کو عزّت دو“ سے لیکر ”بوٹ کو عزّت دو“ تک کا سفر غالباً تمام یوٹرنز کا باپ ہے۔ - 2024 کے عام انتخابات کی پیشانی پر (قبل از انتخابات، انتخابات کے روز اور بعد از انتخابات دھاندلیوں کی وجہ سے) بدترین دھاندلی زدہ انتخابات کا عنوان سجا دیا گیا ہے جن کے تحت ایک جماعت کو توڑنے کی کوشش کی گئی، اسے سیاسی و انتخابی سرگرمیوں تک کی اجازت نہ دی گئی، اس کا انتخابی نشان ہتھیا لیا گیا، اس کے کارکنان کو اغوا کیا گیا اور انہیں جماعت سےعلیحدگی کےاعلان پر جبراً مجبور کیاگیا مگر اس سب کےباوجود یہ تمام مصائب و مشکلات کو شکست دے کر فاتح بن کر ابھری جس کےبعد عوام کے مینڈیٹ پر ڈاکہ ڈالنے کے لئے ہر قسم کے غیرقانونی حربے اور ہتھکنڈے آزمائے گئے۔ - پاکستان نے اب تو تاریخ کی سب سے بڑی سیلیکشن (مدر آف آل سیلیکشنز) بھی دیکھ لی ہے جس کے تحت مجرموں کو ان کے خلاف تمام مقدمات میں کلین چٹ دے دی گئی ہے جبکہ عمران خان کو سینکڑوں جعلی مقدمات میں نامزد کرتے ہوئے جھوٹے الزامات کی بنیاد پر 30 سال قید کی سزا سنا دی گئی ہے۔ - ہمارےپاس بڑی مقدار میں انتخابات میں دھاندلی کے شواہد موجود ہیں جن میں وہ بھی شامل ہیں جو ہمیں ان افسران کی جانب سے مہیّا کئے گئے جنہوں نے انتخابات کروائے۔ - وقت آگیا ہے کہ ہوش کے ناخن لئے جائیں۔ عوام کی منشا کا احترام اور ان کے مینڈیٹ کی عزّت کریں قبل اس سےکہ ہم اہلِ عالم کےسامنےمذاق بن کر رہ جائیں۔
لیاقت علی چٹھہ اور رائے ثاقب کھرل دونوں نے ہی ٹھپہ ماروں کو بہت گہری چوٹ پہنچائ ہے، آپ دونوں ہیروز کو قوم کا سلام
ن لیگ کے ہارے ہوئے امیدواروں کا فرق پی ٹی آئی کے جیتے ہوئے امیدواروں سے اس قدر زیادہ ہے کہ فرق ختم کرنے کے لیے پہلے چھاپے گئے بیلٹ پیپرز ختم ہو گئے ۔۔ اب مزید بیلٹ پیپرز کی چھپائی ہو رہی تھی کہ رنگے ہاتھوں پکڑے گئے
10 days after the elections, organized and systematic rigging continues to persist. Here is a video of Journalists exposing that the printing press at Lahore, owned by PMLN leader Ehsaan, is still printing fake ballot papers for the constituencies lost by Nawaz Sharif & family to tamper the records. We reiterate that results of elections be released immediately according to Form 45.
They are in bed with military establishment!
Pakistan Bar Council (PBC) & Supreme Court Bar Association (SCBA) led by Asma Group are totally silent since February 8. So far no statement has been issued on the arrest of Salman Akram Raja advocate.
Report: In its democracy ranking, The Economist downgrades Pakistan from hybrid regime to 'authoritarian regime'.
🚨🇵🇰INTERNATIONAL HUMAN RIGHTS FOUNDATION STATEMENT ON ARRESTS OF PTI PARTY POLITICIANS IN PAKISTAN "The International Human Rights Foundation (IHRF) expresses its categorical condemnation of the recent incidents of arbitrary arrests of elected representatives of the Pakistan Tehreek-e-Insaf (PTI) party in different parts of Pakistan. These arrests, based on trumped-up charges following the legitimate exercise of the right to protest, are a flagrant violation of basic human rights principles. The rights to freedom of peaceful assembly and association are cornerstones of democratic societies and are enshrined in international human rights law. These rights are inalienable and universal, applicable at all times and in all places, without exception. Attempts to suppress these freedoms under any guise are not only unacceptable but a direct affront to the rule of law and democratic norms. The IHRF also underlines the sanctity of the electoral process and the inviolable legitimacy of representatives duly elected through the ballot box. The arbitrary detention of elected officials not only undermines the very fabric of democratic governance but also contravenes the will of the people as expressed through their electoral choices. It is imperative to recognize that the integrity of election results and the peaceful transfer of power are fundamental to the maintenance of democracy. Any attempt to alter election results through extrajudicial means or to use state machinery to suppress dissenting voices is vehemently opposed to the principles of democracy and human rights. In light of these grave concerns, the IHRF calls on the relevant authorities in Pakistan to immediately and unconditionally release all persons detained under such arbitrary circumstances. We reiterate the need for Pakistan to uphold its international obligations by ensuring the protection of human rights, including the rights to freedom of expression, assembly, and political participation. Respect for free, fair, and genuine elections is the only way to restore democracy and the rule of law in the country. The international community stands in solidarity with those standing up for their democratic rights and urges the Government of Pakistan to cease all further acts of repression and to engage in a constructive dialogue aimed at upholding the principles of justice and human rights." Source: International Human Rights Foundation
🚨🇵🇰PTI-BACKED CANDIDATE ARRESTED IN LAHORE, PAKISTAN Salman Akram Raja, who contested the election results at Lahore’s High Court, has been arrested. As police took him away, he said: “They are arresting me unlawfully. I am with the public, and we will continue to raise the
#Pakistan politician gives up seat he says was rigged for his win. saudigazette.com.sa/article/640447…
Insanity again by Islamabad Police, while storming on peaceful rally and trying to arrest Sher Afzal Marwat they didn’t give a damn about families and children. This poor kid fell from father lap and look at her blood. Child got multiple stitches on head and now safe Allahamdulilah. PS: She is the same brave kid of hassan bhai that fell down from bike last time in Rawalpindi rally while her father were holding flag of Pakistan & PTI
"بیٹے بری بات ہے، ایسے نہیں کرنا چاہیے آپکو" لاہور میں پی ٹی آئی کی ایک بزرگ خاتون کے پنجاب پولیس کے ہاتھوں گرفتاری کے مناظر۔ #Lahore #PTIProtest.
🚨🇵🇰PAKISTAN COMMISSIONER’S RESIGNATION LETTER ADMITS ELECTION FRAUD In Commissioner Rawalpindi’s handwritten resignation letter, he admits to being “deeply involved” in the “serious crime” of rigging the elections in Pakistan. Source: @Fereeha
🚨🇵🇰PAKISTAN BRACES FOR MORE ELECTION PROTESTS Police in Pakistan’s capital, Islamabad, are on high alert for protests over the recent elections, which are now widely suspected of having been rigged. The city has imposed a Section 144 order banning gatherings, and police are
لاہور میں پی ٹی آئی کی ایک بزرگ خاتون کے پنجاب پولیس کے ہاتھوں گرفتاری کے مناظر۔۔۔!!!
A salute to Commissioner Pindi. I have been shouting. What has happened in Peshawar cannot be hidden. What has happened in Pakistan cannot be hidden.
🇵🇰This is Pakistan. They are demanding fair elections. We should all want this for them, and for all of us.
🇵🇰PAKISTANIS PROTEST ELECTION RIGGING Thousands take to the streets of Sindh, Pakistan to protest the elections results that many believe were tampered with.
سلمان اکرم راجہ لاہور سے گرفتار
Senior Supreme Court Lawyer Salman Akram Raja Arrested in Lahore while protesting against election rigging. Extremely shameful and disgusting act! He must be immediately released!
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Shame on Punjab Goons!
What a shame. His crime/sin was fighting for his right. A seat he won with a big lead was illegally, immorally snatched from him and handed over conveniently to a good for nothing vegetable. This is how he gets to pay for it. Afsos! #ReleaseSalmanAkramRaja
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