Dan the Spaz @danspaz007
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1/ Two years ago today, on 4/25/22, Twitter’s Board accepted Elon Musk’s offer to acquire the company at $54.20/share. As an ex-director for civic integrity at Twitter, I’ve watched what Musk has done since then. And today is my last post on this platform. I’m leaving. 🧵>>>
Uhhhhhh. Donald Trump got 786,485 votes. Joe Biden got 920,274 votes. In Pennsylvania. LAST NIGHT. 🤦♀️
MTG parrots Putin talking points about Ukraine and Nazis, all to block Ukraine aid. But here MTG is at a white supremacist gala where Nick Fuentes introduces her while praising Putin and Hitler. I'm running against MTG, and I won't let her get away with it. Share far and wide.
🚨WE HAVE A CHAMPION🚨 It’s been a grueling two weeks, but you, the fans of I Think You Should Leave, have named a champion. Some of you had never voted for anything in your entire life, but you voted for this sketch. That’s right, the winner is…
Wounded Kharkiv resident rescues his cat Mia after the Russian aerial bomb strike on the city's residential area. Mia is very scared, he says. 📹: Anna Chernenko, Channel 24
Wounded Kharkiv resident rescues his cat Mia after the Russian aerial bomb strike on the city's residential area. Mia is very scared, he says. 📹: Anna Chernenko, Channel 24 https://t.co/GhAbDBjeS8
I went over to WallStreetBets on Reddit to see how they are reacting to Trump's Truth Social $DJT stock, since people are claiming that it's going to be the next "meme stock." This is what I found. 1) They don't seem to be very big fans of the stock. 2) They think it will just…
This is so true, it's BRILLIANT. 👏🏽
The sight of a former President verbally fellating a dictator should fill every American with rage and disgust. Viktor Orbán is not a "great leader, fantastic leader."
The sight of a former President verbally fellating a dictator should fill every American with rage and disgust. Viktor Orbán is not a "great leader, fantastic leader."
1. @elonmusk told his 175 million followers on this platform that Biden committed "treason" by "secretly" chartering flights to bring 320K "illegal immigrants" to the United States Let's be clear: EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS CLAIM IS A BRAZEN LIE Follow along for receipts 🧵
(Not So) FUN FACTS: Al Gore won 543,895 more votes than George W. Bush. Hillary Clinton won 2,868,686 more votes than #PO1135809. One person, one vote. Whoever gets the most votes is the winner. PERIOD. #AbolishTheElectoralCollege
(Not So) FUN FACTS: Al Gore won 543,895 more votes than George W. Bush. Hillary Clinton won 2,868,686 more votes than #PO1135809. One person, one vote. Whoever gets the most votes is the winner. PERIOD. #AbolishTheElectoralCollege
Whenever I feel sad, watching tumbleville tumbling down makes me so happy! 😁😂🤣
OH MY GOD… A Turning Point rep (Charlie Kirk’s org) tweeted this out and look at the response…
Here's Donald trump, saying "laws allow a baby to be born...in the ninth month. It is wrong." Show this to people who question President Biden's fitness. Stop giving trump a pass, FFS.
“He’s not entitled to his own set of facts.” This is a big deal- Fox News cuts away from Trump speaking live to call out his lies and fact check him. This needs to be done each and every time. (Video: Fox News)
The first half of this clip is Tuberville saying today that Biden is too old to run because of how he walks on airport tarmacs, the second half is Tuberville falling down stairs at an airport tarmac.
A pastor on women wearing shorts: “if you dress like that and you get raped and I'm on the jury, he's going to go free...a man's a man." Sickening.
Let me roll it to you: 1. Trump lost the 2020 election. 2. Trump lied about losing. 3. Trump lost in court 60 times appealing his loss. 4. Trump has been indicted in 4 different jurisdictions. 5. . . . for 91 felonies. 6. Trump lied about having classified documents. 7. Trump…
Apparently Elon Musk permanently suspended the user below for the tweet below, and did so on the grounds that comedy is not legal on Twitter when the butt of the joke is Musk himself. So I propose a minor act of harmless Twitter disobedience: RETWEET the hell out of this image.
On this day 82 years ago, on February 19, 1942, President Franklin Delano Roosevelt, in the height of insanity of racism after the bombing of Pearl Harbor, signed Executive Order 9066. It ordered all Japanese Americans on the West Coast to be summarily rounded up and imprisoned…
Omg I f**king loooove this. Trump is booed as the crowd chants “let’s go Biden.” These young folks are too smart to fall for his shit. x.com/rocam54/status…
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Trump L’s @Trump_Losses
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It's A Chick Thang @ChickThang
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Historic Vids @historyinmemes
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cats who share one br.. @CATBRAINCELL
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Interesting Things @interesting_aIl
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Mueller, She Wrote @MuellerSheWrote
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327K Followers 14K Following What I have is a particular set of skills; skills that make me a nightmare for Nazi dickbags on the internet. I joke, and drive a Nissan (parody)
I think you should le.. @ITYSL
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Yo, I just drove 1000 miles in the past 36 hours. So, no new comic today. To make up for that, he’s a picture of my cat. Shenanigans resume tomorrow. 😘
Hey Tweeps: For my birthday, let's see how many of you are committed to vote for President Biden and VP Harris, and BLUE all the way down the ticket in 2024. LET'S GOOOOOO! 🌊🙏💪
Clever and also thirsty bird 🥰
This is me at 70
MAGA platform: Everyone always lies Everyone cooks their books Everyone grabs you-know-what Everyone pays off porn stars Everyone commits election fraud Everyone does everything we lie about not doing
Feels crazy this may need to be said…but having been the WH comms director for Obama and press secretary for Biden…no…campaign and White House comms staff do not work with media to pay off potential sources of bad stories…ever. I am certain my predecessors of both parties…
Do any MAGA men have any extra low testosterone treatments for Kyle Rittenhouse? His new moustache is even patchier than a Mitch McConnell speech
She is a fun teacher who cares about her students. 💐
NEXT SEASON ON CORN COB TV TUNE INTO GRAVE GOOFS RIGHT AFTER COFFIN FLOP
Friend in need is a friend indeed..🥺❤️
Went on two dated with a guy that was nice. Today we agreed to watch a movie at his house. He had a Confederate flag up in his garage and said it was his uncles blah, blah. I told him sorry, that was a deal breaker. He attacked my parents, who are awesome, BTW. He hadn't spoken
His response: Is this a real real threat or am I being paranoid?
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He says this like it’s a bad thing. Everyone deserves to earn a good wage and a better living. Everyone.
to make $100k you can become a doctor in Europe, or become a fast food manager in the US
“He is sharp and gets it.” Rick Wilson praises President Biden’s performance at the White House Correspondents Dinner. Agree, the President nailed it. (Video: MSNBC)
MAGA pastor/self-proclaimed "prophet" Hank Kunneman used his Sunday sermon to declare that "God is far right" while ranting that Democrats are "dark black evil."
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