a midgardsormr night's dream @deus_vulpix
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the most fun i've ever had on my phone was playing a game called missile wars - general premise is you see all you friends on a map and if you have enough points to buy a missile you can send one at them. They then have a certain amount of time to physically get out of certain…
if I didn’t know this was political in nature I’d just assume this was a sex thing
if I didn’t know this was political in nature I’d just assume this was a sex thing
I actually think this has an answer and it's "I already did it 15 minutes ago". I personally have never encountered a line that so thoroughly undermines even the basic form of fictional narrative as much as that one
here are two men with different builds, yet both look great in high-rise trousers
here are two men with different builds, yet both look great in high-rise trousers https://t.co/mGWlfOW1Dq
@TheWapplehouse @Universe__Lover The pro-ableism left wants to strip your ability to conveniently and safely pick up your prepared food order from a nearby gas station
I found a very rich vein of TikTok where it’s just toddlers crying and saying they wish they were Chinese or Filipino
take those fucking glasses off! you'll never be HIM
take those fucking glasses off! you'll never be HIM https://t.co/wU1EhU7v9i
This letter came in my PO Box today
How strange is it to be anything at all.
lol
i'm gonna be real with you. I do not understand ice dispensers in hotels. I have never needed ice in a hotel. Why is it so important for there to be ice in a hotel. Why are ice dispensers mentioned in hotel reviews. What are people doing with ice in a hotel. Am I losing my mind
[borat voice, sadly] my wife
💥ATTENTION💥That was Not an Earthquake in NJ… I just like to get a little Morning Sex now and then… Everyone relax and get back to normal. My fault.
If you felt an earthquake that means you’re gay
the woman was too stunned to speak
What’s wrong with people
this is just trueanon
this is just trueanon
didnt want to release his name at first... but if your in the chicago area please avoid this guy. very rude
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@JDungj I had a pretty normal sexual relationship with both my mother & my father
What is a band name that actively pisses you off like it is so awful it’s existence irritates you, I gave three: Cherry Poppin’ Daddies (to this day I believe everyone involved in this should be shot) G. Love and Special Sauce Grouplove
I've finally backlogged (nearly) everything I've seen and I've curated a list of all my favorite movies. Check it out! boxd.it/ulPGq
@Jamesinaction @gary_snethen @SgtDDonowitz @Kasparov63 Eventually it will Garry would have no memory of past matches, so he would probably open the same every game In a few hundred games the player should be able to close at least one game
@SgtDDonowitz @Kasparov63 Here’s a simple algorithm to beat any deterministic chess opponent: Play as black. Remember where your opponent plays as white. End the loop. Play as white. Play as your opponent did in the previous loop until you see his first new move as black. End the loop. Repeat.
This is what my matches with Karpov felt like.
This started a civil war in my chess chat between the cynics and the believers
the most fun i've ever had on my phone was playing a game called missile wars - general premise is you see all you friends on a map and if you have enough points to buy a missile you can send one at them. They then have a certain amount of time to physically get out of certain…
@Eternal11th @it_was_my_cat The whole silhouette IS reminiscent of a chess piece but putting a massive red circle around the bottom of a chess piece is not it my dude aha
Lady Margot Fenring’s silhouette being a literal chess piece as she follows Feyd-rautha, whom the bene gesserit wish to use as their next chess piece, thank god Denis Villeneuve hates dialogue
@orangesrnice1 @hotpriestt @beni_seviyorm Not the medium rare sister
@hotpriestt @beni_seviyorm You undercooked her 💔
@beni_seviyorm She actually is bi we didn’t leave her in there too long
@DjaboDeSaia @DiodeLass @alixbugbug @doggy_dyke they knew what they were doing
@Beetboi2045 @AnonGlobe79158 @theyfabatbirth @GarlicCorgi Being like this over a comic is insane
@AnonGlobe79158 @theyfabatbirth @GarlicCorgi Killed millions of people with a giant squid
@GarlicCorgi Watchmen is all about subverting the tropes of superhero comics but that still comes as a surprise the first time. The evil villain explaining his plan to the heroes who've come to stop him. "You're too late!" but no for real, it's actually too late. It happened.
I actually think this has an answer and it's "I already did it 15 minutes ago". I personally have never encountered a line that so thoroughly undermines even the basic form of fictional narrative as much as that one
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