why do dryers have a 'less dry option?' which one of you is ordering your socks medium rare
Y’all Feel That Breeze? It’s Almost Get In Yo Car And Yell “SHIT” Season 😬
i can’t believe the way i let elementary school teachers talk to me. “1, 2, 3 eyes on me”? sweetheart i’m in the middle of a conversation.
I hate a "let's go somewhere else and get coffee & dessert" ass person
Black people that have white partners, if your white partner(s) aren't on that Jane Elliot type beat, what's the point in even dating them?
Not gon cap, I forgot how to do this shit
how long could a doctor leave you in an exam room before you considered like, popping your head out to ask what’s going on. for me i think about seven hours
maybe the real orchestral excerpts are the friends we made along the way
y’all ever open a message and be like “what the fuck am i even supposed to say to this”
I feel like I need more time to get my life together. Can someone give me an extension? 26 part two??
Just to be clear, I have no answer for this question
Just saw a question on FB asking the general public the following:
What problem does classical music solve?
messages like this is why i keep going 🤍🥲
"I've never seen a kid on a leash that didn't need to be on a leash"
Fuck student loan forgiveness, I want student loan revenge
YOU GUYS DO NOT PUT WATER IN THE FREEZER!!!!!! it gets really cold and hard and turns into a solid block
Just realized I worked hard on an assignment a week in advance.. I just threw up a little
Unpopular, sacrilegious take: when I hear Tchaik 5 horn solo, I feel nothing.
Drake's new album is damn good.. you just put it on and each track is a vibe
you tellin me a crab ran this goon?
*me searching "on repeat" in Spotify and looking at the list*
Yup, these are all certified bangers