Aaaaaaaaaa gonna swing from the chandelier @estalebread

Joined August 2021

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ro @TERRYT0WN

4 days ago

walking onto the bus w mad shopping bags

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nate @p1xnat

2 weeks ago

That one swallow that confirms you’re gonna have flu the next day

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☔ @Whotfismick

2 weeks ago

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turd @_cuntasaurus

2 weeks ago

[speaking about something i have full confidence in] i think

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٠࣪⭑ a ٠ @discokisser

2 weeks ago

when i actually try to enjoy my items instead of preserving them and they show signs of wear

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Big Tee @societyhatestee

2 weeks ago

there is a dangerous little window after I complete a task where i could either become unstoppable or look at my phone.

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Mr. Nobody @MmisterNobody

3 weeks ago

I suffer from a rare condition where I keep thinking people will change their minds when presented with facts.

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the weird thing about reading so much as a child and gaining a huge vocabulary from that is I can't define a lot of words i use, i just…know that they would fit correctly in a specific sentence. does anyone else experience that 😭?

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z @haraamzadi

3 weeks ago

me and my mom

َ @4NGELWING

3 weeks ago

can we escalate this minor disagreement into something it doesn’t need to be? let’s die over this

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avery .✦ ݁˖ @quillandcurses

3 weeks ago

procrastinating things i WANT to do

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g @34rths

3 weeks ago

Girl who is still weird: I was so weird back then

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Juko 𓅨 @jukoist

3 weeks ago

after you move out you think "wow teenage me was such a bitch lol" but if you ever move back in with your parents, or even stay with them for an extended period of time, you'll understand why again

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Hugh Jasdick @bitchesLOVEtoad

4 weeks ago

it's crazy how easy it is to ignore your responsibilities and play on your phone

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kiser ᥫ᭡🪽 recovtwt? @Flies333

4 weeks ago

"Why is everything political with you" sorry I don't want to be killed or have others be killed

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𝓙𝓪𝓬𝓴𝓲𝓮⁺₊⋆🌙⋆ Genesis’s Enabler @jackieeleanor

a month ago

And we’re shocked some doctors are pushing for endometriosis to be reclassified a cancer because of the way it operates. But ya, do another study on the most attractive female body trait instead of focusing on this severely understudied illness. I’ll just sit in pain forever.