Michelledgaf @fucku121

#freespeech Blue Collar girl. Pipeline Automation Technician ;) 🇺🇸 Joined September 2012

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Frank Escutcheon (Luigi from the North Side) @SamFictions

20 hours ago

Guy in my plumbing class said his wife drinks 30 beers a day and wakes him up for sex at 4am

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a.🫧 @xcowboygeniusx

2 days ago

director yelled sisters but they heard scissors

ؘ @kidmanbullock

3 days ago

and you can tell that one of them is absolutely starving

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*:･ﾟ @Bluewerks_

a day ago

I only like being with couples that make me feel like their child as opposed to awkwardly third wheeling

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×̷̷͜×̷ @fwkingsman

a week ago

Secondhand embarrassment moments

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Jiaoying Summers @JiaoyingSummers

7 days ago

We are everywhere 👀💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽see you on the road 🎟️🔗 jiaoyingcomedy.com SEPTEMBER 11–12 • Stamford, CT 15 • Pasadena, CA 16 • Las Vegas, NV 17–19 • Batavia, IL 25 • Auckland, New Zealand 27 • Melbourne, Australia 29 • Brisbane, Australia OCTOBER 1 • Sydney Opera House, Australia 2 • Adelaide, Australia 4 • Jakarta, Indonesia 6 • Singapore 8 • Tokyo, Japan 10 • Taipei, Taiwan 11 • Hong Kong 15–17 • Edmonton, Canada 20 • Pasadena, CA 21 • Las Vegas, NV 22–24 • Timonium, MD NOVEMBER 5 • London, Ontario, Canada 10 • Pasadena, CA 11 • Las Vegas, NV 13–14 • Minneapolis, MN 20–21 • Winnipeg, Canada DECEMBER 3–5 • Montville, CT 12 • Maui, HI 15 • Pasadena, CA 16 • Las Vegas, NV 🎟️ Tickets in bio! Tag your city and your comedy date! ❤️ #jiaoyingsummers #dc #spy Dress @alienearthdesign

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Dora Amora 🧋 @DorAmoraXD

a day ago

ela parece uma cadeira gamer

Troll Sports @trollsports

2 days ago

Money can buy almost everything, but it can’t buy class. #SpanishGP

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Capt.Howdy @MLordal

2 days ago

Poor buses

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Apolitical @Apolitical3678

2 days ago

We don’t want them to assimilate. That’s the old gay Republican stance. We want them out of our country

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RAW EGG NATIONALIST @Babygravy9

a day ago

"Now India's fertility rate has fallen below the replacement rate of 2.1..."

The Economist @TheEconomist

a day ago

For decades Indians were told they were having too many babies. Now India’s fertility rate has fallen below the replacement rate of 2.1—the average number of babies needed per woman to keep the population stable. Why is the world’s most populous country having a baby bust?