ACAB For Cutie @grayfivec

Life is good, but it’s better in Texas. Joined October 2009

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Armand Domalewski @ArmandDoma

5 days ago

The way that Nathan Fielder keeps escalating his bits to greater and greater heights means that is it a mathematical certainty that he will one day be President of the United States

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Punch Drunk Luke🪏 @WwwLukethoughts

4 days ago

The last thing Christopher Nolan is going to see before losing best director

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˥ǝɓuɐ @wackyangle

3 months ago

ppl hate flock cameras and then buy meta glasses like baby u are the flock camera

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Walter Covenant: Messiah: Part 3 @WalterCovenant_

3 months ago

2026 every 3 months

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rebekah @rebekah_e_s

3 months ago

thinking of the guy who took a bathroom break right as odysseus and his men escaped the trojan horse

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Professional Vibe Curator 🦧🥇 @GumboGoon

3 months ago

I act like I’m okay but deep down inside I want to go see The Odyssey again

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Dan Seljak @anotherglassbox

3 months ago

First sentence: oh that’s not particularly newsworthy… Second sentence: I’m sending this story to every one I know

CTV Kitchener @CTVKitchener

3 months ago

Paid parking in Elora remains offline. The paid parking system is still offline in Elora after QR codes took drivers to pornography website. CTV’s Jeff Pickel explains:

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b @berriel

3 months ago

assistindo odisseia do jeito que o nolan quer que assista

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sarah hagi @KindaHagi

3 months ago

this is one of those life changing tweets

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Michael @mic_mazz

3 months ago

POV: Meeting up with friends in Toronto on July 15, 2026

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Aaron Ahlstrand-White @AaronWhite608

3 months ago

“God I hope I don’t get the lettuce parasite,” I say as I eat a Celsius and peanut m&ms for lunch.

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to a homeless guy: sorry i don’t believe in fiat @websiteidi0t

4 months ago

They found an additional room in the back

Pop Crave @PopCrave

4 months ago

‘Backrooms’ extended version coming to theaters with 15 minutes of additional footage.

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blaire @pissshit90001

4 months ago

When I mess up I just think about how someone went to work one day and did Chernobyl

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Gizmo 🇵🇸 @basedgizmo

4 months ago

Imagine how good it must feel to say hi I’m Johnny Knoxville and welcome to Jackass

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shark memes @SharkMemess

4 months ago

the people that leave their shopping carts in the middle of the parking lot just fell to their knees

Pop Crave @PopCrave

4 months ago

Jelly Roll & Bunnie XO are getting divorced after nearly 10 years of marriage.

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Pop Base @PopBase

4 months ago

37 years ago today, Nirvana released their debut studio album ‘Bleach.’

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lilienne @chrispontiusass

6 months ago

i am reminded that jackass is one of the most important forces in my life

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Jeremy Herbert @DDayFilms

6 months ago

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ally @missmayn

6 months ago

it's wild how ~2000 parents and pundits blamed 'jackass' for corrupting the youth while in 2026 those dudes are peak examples of positive masculinity.