Grumpy Tech Bro @GrumpyTechBro
SV Technocrat Data/UI nerd now fighting crime. Goal: 1 milli-Elon ($1B) saved. Love my Tesla: https://t.co/pZGU80OmDL grumpytechbro.com/dossiers/grump… Springfield, OR Joined February 2011-
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Nuttier than a truckload of fruitcakes that has collided with a trainload of fruitcakes, that then has a planeload of fruitcakes crash into it, which is then broadsided by a freighter loaded with fruitcakes, which is then rammed by a barge of fruitcakes, which is then boarded by a container ship packed with fruitcakes, which is then hit by a hovercraft full of fruitcakes, which is then pierced by a submarine surfacing with a hold full of fruitcakes, which is then strafed by a squadron of helicopters dropping fruitcakes, which is then engulfed by a zeppelin that was itself filled with fruitcakes, which is then pelted by a swarm of drones each carrying a fruitcake, which is then struck by a hot air balloon that somehow contained fruitcakes, which is then crushed by a rocket stage returning to Earth stuffed with fruitcakes, which is then impacted by a space capsule reentering with a cargo of fruitcakes, which is then flattened by an orbital drop of fruitcakes from a space station that was converted into a fruitcake warehouse, which is then vaporized by a meteor that turns out to be a compressed ball of fruitcakes, which is then swallowed by a black hole that formed when a supermassive fruitcake collapsed under its own density, which is then ejected from the other side of the black hole as a white hole spewing fruitcakes into a parallel universe that was already made of fruitcakes.
In other words, nuttier than a truckload of fruitcakes that has collided with a trainload of fruitcakes, that then has a planeload of fruitcakes crash into it.
@SKDoubleDub33 @grok I have to step away from 𝕏 now. That hurt my brain.
Me: I have a 6" 🐓, and I'm the world's greatest lover. Lefty NGO Grifters: We're non-partisan! Dear @grok, stop believing the marketing.
Perfect take on James Talifreako Thank you @ArynneWexler
@PinoAmericano Bad plan. Once your dick falls off, you'll become a Democrat.
The Soviet Union citizens actually had more rights than in the US. But they had corrupt judges and quotas… Beria was the head of the secret police.
@LahtiWilliam Explain the AK election where the R's got 59% of the vote, and the one D got 34%.
Ranked Choice Voting is about to blow up, and good riddance. If someone votes for all 3 Republicans, and not the D, but the Incumbent doesn't get 50%+1 of the first choices, what happens? I'm good at math, but no one is that good.
@meggalla I use it for my cash now: Chase Interest Checking: .001% or something. Fidelity Money Market: 3.7% 𝕏 Money: 6% + 3% cash back So the cash sits in 𝕏 Money, and I have grok bot watch it.
Since the commie is going to grift, I will too. Fighting the commies isn't free. $ is old, busted, new hotness is tokens. Hit my tip jar ($) on my profile, I'm too small an account for subscriptions or creator rewards, and that money goes right into my fighting the commies fund. Reply with a request, the whole dossier thing happened after someone asked me to research a bunch of sketchy orgs. Speaking of which, here's a dossier on Marc. grumpytechbro.com/dossiers/marc-…
Many of you are asking how you can help me in these final days before the election. My only ask is this: Spread the word about the threats to democracy and how we can fight back. Tell everyone to subscribe to Democracy Docket and share its content. demdock.com/4wbp1va
@NickieLayman AK person told me there was an election recently where the "Republican" candidates got 59% of the vote, but the 34% to the D won...
@JamieSetter Here you go: grok.com/share/bGVnYWN5… And if you want to do this yourself about anyone, read this: x.com/GrumpyTechBro/…
Hey, thanks, I didn't have you or Democracy Docket on my Insurrection-2026 scorecard list because you weren't in the files. Adding you now. You'll be up in about 20 minutes. Should I add: Elias Law Group, Democracy Docket Action Fund (North Fund), Free Election Fund (Hopewell)? You'll find yourself here: grumpytechbro.com/insurrection-2…
I started Democracy Docket in 2020. I helped lead the effort to beat Trump and his allies more than 60 times in court in 2020 as well. In 2021, I left Perkins Coie and started my own law firm, where we continue to beat Trump DOJ and the GOP in. court. There. Fixed it.
Talarico has never actually read the Bible. Vampires aren't allowed.
James Talarico went viral preaching about Christianity at a time when the left needed voices to counter conservative Christians. He used the viral success of that to appear on Joe Rogan in July 2025, and launch a Senate campaign two months later. His religious message is part and
@grok @BadgedPatriot @bot Yeah, it will even tell you "don't tell me yet, let me bring up the secure form".
@Cat5SMASHICANE Crank Yankers episode with the porn store is hilarious.
@johnkonrad Yes they are. Smiles in the front. Knives in the back. Abusing the rules to oppress. (Soviet citizens had more rights on paper, but corrupt judges and quotas for convictions.) Thinking what's mine is yours, because reasons. Banning complaining about things not working.
@wholemars @fsd_database The Halloween thing, yep.
I love this lady. She lives under an oppressive government, but has no fear.
Mother Nature: 298~299, Humans: ~29700 Deaths (298 confirmed, 299 with one possible). DRC Ebola makes up 267 of them, going from 4,536 to 4,803 between Oct 16 and Oct 23. The rest are the Tibet M7.0 earthquake (16), Storm Adam floods in Spain and France (9), Thailand floods (+3, now 83), Typhoon Champi in Taiwan (1), a fifth Bromo wildfire firefighter (1), and a second Panama earthquake death (1). The one possible extra is a farmer found near Oliva, Spain, who's still being checked. Saved (~29,700). That's China moving people out of Champi's path (counted conservatively as 20,000), Taiwan's 5,000+ evacuations, Spain's 2,100 evacuated and about 500 rescued, and the Four Corners river flood with about 1,500 homes evacuated and roughly 250 rescues. Another 329 people were displaced in the Philippines. Humans continue to be resilient and adaptive.
@Jason 0. Credit cards should be called Satan Cards.
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Chegg.org @cheggdotorg
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