Matt Morris @guide_and_seek

English Teacher, Freelance Writer, Oxford Comma Stan (he/him) Philadelphia, PA Joined August 2013

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Game Raccoon, Nonbinary Procyon Fairy @WhoTweetedThis

2 years ago

"LINK! DEBATE US IN THE MARKETPLACE OF IDEAS!"

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Cincinnati Zoo @CincinnatiZoo

2 years ago

Happy World Otter Day! Otters are playful, intelligent, and social creatures that are found in freshwater and marine habitats around the world. They are an important part of the ecosystem, helping to control populations of fish and other aquatic animals.

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United Paizo Workers #PaizoUnionized @PaizoWorkers

2 years ago

The @paizoWorkers and @paizo are thrilled to announce that we have reached a tentative agreement on our first collective bargaining agreement! #PaizoUnionized

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Roe @roebruh

2 years ago

Dang bro I did NOT expect to get inspired by the Nintendo News Zelda Tips Article like man this is legit words of wisdom for any creative medium why is it here LOL

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Chuck Tingle @ChuckTingle

2 years ago

your existence ALONE is a radiant blast into the void. you are creating futures where there was darkness and filling the empty space with perfect imperfection. thank you for this gift it is an honor to trot along beside you

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kelsey mckinney @mckinneykelsey

3 years ago

"the trees are so beautiful," she said, as the sinus pressure inside her face built up so strong that her head exploded

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Eduardo García-Molina @eduardo_garcmol

3 years ago

Penelope using the bow and the bed test to ensure it is Odysseus shows how important it is to have a two-factor authentication system in place.

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Respectful Memes @RespectfulMemes

3 years ago

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미크리pkm @mikripkm

3 years ago

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incorrect patrochilles quotes @wrongptrchlls

3 years ago

odysseus: i'm leaving now. menelaus is in charge. i've left notes for each of you with instructions achilles: mine just says "achilles no" odysseus: and you can apply that to any situation

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Lynda Carter @RealLyndaCarter

3 years ago

It’s the series finale of Twitter. Do you remember how to touch grass? We hope so.

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SparkNotes @SparkNotes

3 years ago

"can you explain this gap in your resume?" yes that's when I was cursed by poseidon for ten years, lost at sea and plagued by horrors

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Sarah Andersen @SarahCAndersen

3 years ago

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slate @PleaseBeGneiss

3 years ago

let Lizzo play the ocarina of time

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Library of Congress @librarycongress

3 years ago

Hearing @lizzo play some of the Library's priceless antique instruments on Monday was such a gift, and we were honored and happy to help her share that gift with her concert audience Tuesday night. Here is some more behind-the-scenes footage of her Library tour. #LizzoAtLOC

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kelly andrew (updates only) @KayAyDrew

3 years ago

Them: you’re a writer? wow that sounds like the most romantic job in the world. Me, who spent four hours this morning researching agricultural zoning laws in order to write a singular sentence: yes.