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Blake Burge @blakeaburge

4 days ago

The greatest cheat code for life is being likable. Not fake. Not over the top. Just kind, dependable, easy to work with. Think about the lengths you’ll go to for folks you love being around. Others feel the same about you. The bar is low. Just don’t make life harder for people.

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remand chic @our_jesse

a week ago

Someone dropped a sausage roll here approx 1 year ago and we have to check DAILY in case it’s regenerated

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Ivy⸆⸉ @idkwahatimdoing

2 weeks ago

Being alive at the same time as Taylor Swift

Elara @mom___88

3 weeks ago

Being alive at the same time as Taylor Swift

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ellie ⸆⸉ !! ✭ HEARD MAROON @winestain3d

4 weeks ago

my sweet disposition and your

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Cogito @cogito_yuri

a month ago

Imagine not believing Trump is dead just because there's "no evidence." Where's your sense of whimsy, your joie de vivre

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Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1

a month ago

Average Ernest Hemingway story: To prove his masculinity, Hemingway sailed into a hurricane only to return haunted by a tragic love affair and God's indifference to his despair. Average F. Scott Fitzgerald story: After his wife called him gay, Fitzgerald slipped on a banana peel.

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ema ❤️‍🔥 @hotasswiftin

a month ago

announce those tour dates i am ready to pay for that wedding

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Josh Chavis @JoshChavis65

a month ago

I'm not kidding, there was just a massive eruption of women screaming and cheering in the office. Could hear it coming from everywhere. Then I went to Twitter and saw why.

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Anna Krauthamer @AnnaKrauthamer

2 months ago

today i was at a group meeting and we were asked to share a talent we have. i went first and described "the claw," my ability to reach into my big messy bag and pull out exactly what i want. the girl after me shared that she speaks 10 languages and is now learning her 11th

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GL DiVittorio @gldivittorio

2 months ago

As a cancer survivor who spent my 27th birthday trying to find any life insurance that would accept me so my parents wouldn’t be saddled with the cost of paying for their youngest child’s funeral, you guys need to use the deodorant with aluminum in it

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Rayen @rayengroves

2 months ago

I have cPTSD and have been depressed my entire life but I decided like over a week ago to just stop being a depressed victim and it’s worked astronomically better than anything else I’ve ever done.

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Prof Sarah-Jayne Blakemore @sjblakemore

3 months ago

I was explaining to my Ukrainian colleague the phrase ‘There’s no such thing as a free lunch’. She told me the equivalent in Ukrainian is ‘The only free cheese is in the mousetrap’ - which is so much better

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blue @bluewmist

3 months ago

lately when I meet new people, I ask them what their hobbies are instead of what they do for work, and let me tell you, the conversations have been absolutely top tier!

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Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby

3 months ago

What’s the funniest thing you’ve gotten scolded for in a 1:1 at work? “Please stop saying ‘That’s why they pay me the medium bucks’ every time someone says “Thank you” it’s making people uncomfortable” comes to mind for me

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Leila Hormozi @LeilaHormozi

4 months ago

You didn’t have a bad day. You had a bad 15 minutes and then decided to indulge in it.

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danny @d4nnytye

5 months ago

i just don’t think the US has been around long enough as a country to be entrusted with a pope

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Phil J @PhilJC2

5 months ago

The media: the church has no relevance anymore Also the media: we’re going to play a livestream of an empty chimney for almost 2 hours

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Eric Bourdages @EZE3D

5 months ago

The "Use AI or you'll get left behind" crowd always makes me laugh with how obtuse they are. Get left behind on what? Being unable to think for yourself? Do things for yourself? Have meaningful human interractions? The techs goal is to simplify & automate not gatekeep future use.