Lanie @itzalanie
dog enthusiast 🐶 Chicago, IL Joined December 2017-
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Being excited to get into bed is a different level of adulting😭😭😭
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I would love to go to sleep but I simply CANNOT until I figure out if this girl I barely know got divorced or not
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why do men have this weird irrational fear that women are going to use them for money they don’t even have????
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Whatever candidate promises to ban LED headlights I’m voting for I’m now a single issue voter
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that’s it? weekends over? monday tomorrow? i hate this life
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i love it when my pets sigh like what ails you my little unemployed freeloader
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State fans right now
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“tomorrow i'm gonna wake up early and workout”
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when all the liquor shots you took finally kick in
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the older I get the more I understand why deer run infront of cars lol
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Those officials keep it up and Mike Leach is gonna take the chairs out of their locker room before halftime.
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Can we just get an hourlong show where sideline reporters have to walk alongside Mike Leach while he answers rapid-fire questions? I’d watch the hell out of that show.
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Mike Leach folding up the chairs on the sidelines because “His WRs don’t deserve to sit” 💀
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Mike Leach is a national treasure 😂
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Bath & Body Works $9.95 candle days this year are Dec 2nd-3rd. You’re welcome!
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goodbye. To prison they go
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College students will say they’re broke and then pay $30 for delivery from a place half a mile away...what’s broke? Your legs?
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March 2008 Gas: $3.23 a gallon Oil: $104.54 a barrel March 2022 Gas: $4.32 a gallon Oil: $95.75 a barrel Don't cite inflation. Cite the damn corporate greed.
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