🇬🇧 Jim Bob 🇺🇦 @jimlemmon
Gamer. Animal lover. Long-suffering commuter of SWR. All views are my own. Retweets do not necessarily represent endorsement. #FinnsLaw #protecttheprotectors Earth Joined January 2014-
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📟 BEEP, BEEP, BEEP 📟 CALLOUT - 44/2023 04/07/23 22:39 Team paged to reports of a casualty stuck and sinking into the mud, right up to his chest, with an incoming tide, at Bosham Hoe. READ THE FULL STORY HERE... m.facebook.com/story.php?stor…
Telegraph staff react to their new logo:
Mary Poppins was collected after she was found alone down an alleyway crying for attention. Mum didn’t return for her in over 24 hours so she was taken to @RSPCA_official for treatment where she was reunited with her sibling who we rescued just 2 days prior 💗
Yum.
📟 BEEP, BEEP, BEEP 📟 CALLOUT - 34/2023 09/06/23 16:54 Team paged to reports an overdue paddleboarder off Hayling Beach, Team paged to support Hayling Coastguard Rescue Team. Stood down leaving station with the paddleboarder found, safe and well.
It’s a happy coincidence that both Donald Trump and Boris Johnson are entering the “find out” stage at the same time having been two cheeks of the same arse during the “f**k around” stage
I’ve just read Boris Johnson’s resignation so you don’t have to. Here’s a summary:
Name a gooder boy… (Photo @LightHackers)
Happy #Caturday
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A photo my pal @LightHackers took of me last night. If you’re not angry, you’re not paying attention…
Sunak really isn’t very good at answering questions
Happy #Caturday
What the Conservatives told you when they wanted your vote: 2010 - We’ll cut net migration below 100,000 2015 - We’ll cut net migration to tens of thousands 2017 - We’ll cut net migration to tens of thousands 2019 - We’ll cut net migration What the Conservatives actually did:
What the Conservatives told you when they wanted your vote: 2010 - We’ll cut net migration below 100,000 2015 - We’ll cut net migration to tens of thousands 2017 - We’ll cut net migration to tens of thousands 2019 - We’ll cut net migration What the Conservatives actually did:
There’s a nasty whiff around Westminster. It’s not my litter tray; it’s the putrid stench of corruption that lingers everywhere that this government occupies.
There’s a nasty whiff around Westminster. It’s not my litter tray; it’s the putrid stench of corruption that lingers everywhere that this government occupies.

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