. @joshstoothgap00

Joined August 2013

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noel 💋 @jakredthethread

a year ago

And when this turns out to be a Mirador song?

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reya 🍉 @midwestdhampir

a year ago

always yapping

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Jay🎸 @mywayjay_

a year ago

He’s doing a promo tour?!?!?

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Sal @adelitaadkins

a year ago

saying taylor is the “better adele” has to be the biggest reach this year

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emj ★ @kiszkasun

2 years ago

jake with blunts 💨 a thread:

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alexsis 🩰 @marie_konh

a year ago

...?

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The Kardashians are all criminals. Some more than others. Kim is known as a design and idea thief. So much so that Vogue's Anna Wintour has taken legal action against Kim for theft. She is also being sued for trademark infringement, copyright infringement, unfair competition, and…

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josef k hole @poeticdweller

a year ago

what i Think i look like walking out of the bar bathroom back to my friends after 8 vodka sodas

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Parody Chandler Bing @ChandlerBing_12

a year ago

This is marketing genius

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‏ؘ @helllojojo

a year ago

they were getting in the way of her having a sugar daddy so i understand

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Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE

a year ago

Today i learned that Capybaras are chill with everyone. Here they are getting along with the entire animal kingdom. Real life Disney princesses.

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Taryn ❤️‍🔥 @tarynthesinger

a year ago

Was explaining to someone that men don’t have to touch women’s waists when they’re tying to get by them in crowded places. He went on to say “it’s not that serious” I said “Do you touch other men’s waists when you tryna get by?” He looked at me crazy. I said EXACTLY.

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kira 👾 @kirawontmiss

2 years ago

the fact that this isn’t AI generated makes it even funnier LMFAOO

2000s @PopCulture2000s

2 years ago

the fact that this isn’t AI generated makes it even funnier LMFAOO

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Roshan Patel @roshanpateI

2 years ago

Friend making $20/hr as a barista: “No worries bro, I"ll cover this one and you'll get the next one!” Friend making $450k as a software engineer: “Can you Venmo me $3.62 for your share of the Uber ride?”

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Dr Elizabeth Norton @ENortonHistory

2 years ago

Le Jeu de la Reine (English title Firebrand) is out this week in France. Adapted from @LizFremantle ‘s wonderful Queen’s Gambit, it’s a thriller based on Catherine Parr’s time as Queen. I acted as historical consultant on the movie and am so thrilled to see it released #firebrand…

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McNeil @Reflog_18

2 years ago

Kate Middleton: “I’d like to take this opportunity to say thank you personally for all the wonderful messages of support and your understanding whilst I’ve been recovering from surgery.” The entire internet:

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maddie, hot dog enthusiast @damnitmadeline

2 years ago

Today I was briefly supervising my friend’s class & a 5,000,000 gallon jug of hand sanitizer overbalanced & spilled all over the floor & the children said “what do we do?!” & I said “I don’t know I really wish I wasn’t the adult in here for this” & they all nodded understandingly