Kayleee♡ @kayleetoshhh

"Life isn't all wack flocka flame and fidget spinners" Joined October 2013

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Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2

3 years ago

Now this is how you do a Christmas ad

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Hendo @BugHendrix

5 years ago

Took her phone and texted her gc “guess who I’m with👀” them mfs said 12 names and none were mine.

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𝕁𝕂. @__JayyK

5 years ago

nobody: me: imma just buy it, i’ll make the money back

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🦋 @airaaa_____

5 years ago

Rent is due today. Not mine tho. I’m staying at my parents house at the cost of my mental health. Y’all be easy 🤪

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Jonathan Rittgers @jonrittgers

5 years ago

I don’t know who needs to hear this but if the house is 73 and you want it to be 68 turning the thermostat down to 60 doesn’t get you to 68 any quicker and by idk who I mean my wife but I can’t tell her because she is pregnant and scares me

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lili michelle لیلی @lilsmichelle

5 years ago

i actually think it’s really beautiful that i hangout with a guy until he’s ready for a relationship with someone else

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Colleen @Coll3enG

5 years ago

if waffle house started serving alcohol they would become more powerful than amazon in roughly 6 weeks

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Carlito @CTraaiN

5 years ago

If you’re an incoming freshman and classes are still online next semester, please save your money and enroll in a community college

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Boss Mommy 🖤 @Itsdiyahshalon

6 years ago

Him : wyd Me: still in bed Him: oh I was gonna see if you wanted to co- Me:

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jamie @bootangina

6 years ago

my overprotective catholic mother just told me this lockdown is God’s way of telling me I go out too much.. sorry everybody this entire pandemic is my fault for not staying home MY BAD

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Colleen @Coll3enG

6 years ago

my ex boyfriend just said “remember when you planned out our future and told me we were only going to have one kid and get a parrot? that’s when i realized i never had to worry about you cheating because no other man would ever fuck anyone as crazy as you”

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sarah˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ ❀ @babooshke

6 years ago

role call for the girls who have wilted flowers in their room from valentine’s day because you don’t wanna throw them out and u wanna keep them forever because u don’t know when the next time you’ll get flowers is

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Dan Kaufman @D_Kauf11

6 years ago

One time the girl of my dreams asked me if I needed a ride home from campus so I obviously let her drive me home and then walked backed to campus a couple of hours later to get my car