Kelso @kelsorry
Not Kelsey Grammer // she/her/hers Brooklyn, NY Joined June 2014-
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pants is the most important artist of our time
pants is the most important artist of our time
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hey so this is fucking crazy
hey so this is fucking crazy
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I cant believe I was about to be angry at Merriam-Webster. Sorry I didnt understand your game.
I cant believe I was about to be angry at Merriam-Webster. Sorry I didnt understand your game.
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Well then, fuck you and your wife.
Well then, fuck you and your wife.
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This is what you gave up when you chose minimalism. You gave up drama. You gave up spirit. You gave up whimsy. And you plastered all of it flat with beige
This is what you gave up when you chose minimalism. You gave up drama. You gave up spirit. You gave up whimsy. And you plastered all of it flat with beige
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They cut research in to brain cancer in children.
They cut research in to brain cancer in children.
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three months left to determine
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@GlobeEyeNews scientific proof that the hottest women are pro-palestine
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The wife goes, “what if I had a special day where I got to keep the thermostat at 78 degrees.” I’m living with an iguana
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brad lander you are a stone cold pimp and i wish nothing but wonderful things for you and your family
brad lander you are a stone cold pimp and i wish nothing but wonderful things for you and your family
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“I cannot remember any of the things that were on my list of things to do. I will just have to sit here and do nothing,” said Toad.
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19 years ago today, Fergie released ‘The Dutchess.’
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no girl ur right ur so much better than me for being devastated by the loss of a pro-gun, pro-genocide, anti-abortion, anti-lgbt+, anti-immigrant, anti-empathy, violently racist transphobic, and misogynistic white supremacist whose whole job was reviving the hitler youth. my bad
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the most Eric Adams part of this is that he pointlessly edited the final line lmao
the most Eric Adams part of this is that he pointlessly edited the final line lmao
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Which way New York City man?
Which way New York City man? https://t.co/Xi6BDwiIud
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Stealing my Cyclone campaign ad? A little pathetic. Doing it without the Nathan’s hotdog? Go back to Westchester.
Stealing my Cyclone campaign ad? A little pathetic. Doing it without the Nathan’s hotdog? Go back to Westchester. https://t.co/MlOALoSMYN
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You expect fascism to be angry and hateful but nobody prepares you for just how whiny it is
You expect fascism to be angry and hateful but nobody prepares you for just how whiny it is
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