virgo af🥂 @krisdavirgo

kris | mind over matter. | 0825 🧸 in my bag Joined November 2016

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𝐀𝐫𝐢 ᥫ᭡ @arisluvv

a day ago

I’m already ready to clock out from work tomorrow

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KLASIK♠️ @Klasik007

2 days ago

i could be having the worst day of my life and still have a joke on standby.

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JoroJrn @JoroJrn

2 days ago

cereal be good as hell every 200 weeks

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‏ً @Big_Sam_atari

4 days ago

Made it to Friday but at what cost? Monday is literally in 20 minutes

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MEEK 👩🏽‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏾 @dabiggesttdon

4 days ago

I ain't where I wanna be, but I'm in route

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miss pretty @babyyyg___

5 days ago

This is BIG😭 if you had to scam, steal, or fuck for it you’re not at liberty to call anyone broke

QUIN. @papiquinlan

6 days ago

This is BIG😭 if you had to scam, steal, or fuck for it you’re not at liberty to call anyone broke

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Black Girl @t_sadiity

6 days ago

I hate goin to ppl house & they ceiling fan spinnin loose af. Btch is it safe n here

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sharkboy @dvnnystone

a week ago

I love hearing “in the interest of time” during meetings. Yes. Let’s wrap this up quickly!

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bad bunny @anotherxxbunny

a week ago

And now for the moment you’ve all been waiting for (bed time)

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Words @itswords_

2 weeks ago

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Jenni @hashjenni

2 weeks ago

Me at work trying to be grateful that I have a job

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☔ @Whotfismick

2 weeks ago

Every chance I get

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dashton kutcher @thedigitaldash_

3 weeks ago

hearing thug say “if we go to prison for the rest our of life, whoopty do” solified what i already knew about myself, and that is that i’m not built for a life of crime. cuz WHOOPTY DOOOOO?! what the FUCK do you mean by that

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KM @KeyeMack

a month ago

God protect my friends cause imma carry on just like this in their absence 😭

₇₇₇ @celebslovemj

a month ago

God protect my friends cause imma carry on just like this in their absence 😭

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Dear God @TheRich_Gospel

2 months ago

Noah got drunk. Jonah ran away. Moses stuttered. Abraham was old. Lazarus was dead. Paul was a murderer. Sarah was impatient. Elijah was depressed. Thomas was a doubter. Yet, they were chosen by God. God doesn’t call the qualified; He qualifies the called.

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Crocodile Cam⚡️🇨🇻 @CrocodileCam

2 months ago

Imagine you just received the most angering and traumatic phone call ever at 6:53am and just as these emotions are reaching their peak you hear “THIS IS NEPHEW TOMMY FROM THE STEVE HARVEY MORNING SHOW”