lmvb @lightweightbri

there are far better things to fill our heads with she/her Joined October 2012

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ayan. @artan_ayan

4 weeks ago

some of you would've wept and wailed at the funerals of slave owners. spines made of paper mache.

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👻 @cecesinterludee

4 weeks ago

The fake moral shit people do when evil people die <<<<<<

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dial tone @xanborghini

a month ago

i like being confrontational because let’s just get this over with

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davedixie 🐌 @mikewheelersalt

a month ago

do you think we’ll ever miss this stuff when we’re cooking squirrels over a barrel

devin 🎱 @fartpog

a month ago

do you think we’ll ever miss this stuff when we’re cooking squirrels over a barrel

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basith @basithladoo

2 months ago

to do list: bite the hand that feeds me put all my eggs in one basket kill two birds with one stone let the cat out of the bag think inside the box burn bridges walk on thin ice play with fire

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🎀 planet clarke 🎀 @planetclarke

2 months ago

saw a TikTok that said “your husband is the only legitimate family you get to choose and you’d pick a fucking loser???” my sentiments exactly

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Doctor Tom, Bench Press 38,000 Metric Tons @neosovietposter

2 months ago

every single other person who is driving their car at the same time as me is a fucking animal who should be shot

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Friends of Bear Cat Rescue @feederofcats

2 months ago

I have to lock Wonton and Milo out of my bedroom at night, behold the offering of toys they brought to my door through the night in an attempt to pay admission

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ash @dreamershoteI

3 months ago

i wish it was socially acceptable to dm someone Hey why did you and your partner break up

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jynx @jynxbby

4 months ago

“i could fix him” i could break him. i could snap that fucker in half

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sky @nabastajla

4 months ago

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Carley 🤖 (snob) @carleypero

4 months ago

I don’t care if this sounds elitist cause I really don’t think it is, you do not deserve a degree if you cannot write a basic research paper pertaining to your field of study without using ai

𓂆 حلا @hotgirlhala

6 months ago

I don’t care if this sounds elitist cause I really don’t think it is, you do not deserve a degree if you cannot write a basic research paper pertaining to your field of study without using ai

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Nugs @Nugjokes

4 months ago

I love saying “sounds good” at work and dont shit sound good

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𐙚 @sonohoor

4 months ago

“it’s not that deep” of course it’s not. with a shallow mind like yours, nothing ever is

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male manipulator musician🌒 @crypt0communist

4 months ago

me @ 19 trying to discuss politics w my family

✧ @northstardoll

4 months ago

me @ 19 trying to discuss politics w my family

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soggy broccoli @soggybrocoli

4 months ago

why does my stomach hurt? don’t say it’s my morning 12 oz coffee and breakfast spaghetti

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All of you disgust me. You provide nothing of value to the world, you brag about Jesus but don’t have a single sympathetic bone in your body, the blood on your hands doesn’t phase you. You’re all cowards and sociopaths, scared children in the body of adults.