luke @lukewarnke

Joined December 2017

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Marty McRide @MartyMcRide

17 hours ago

Ngl I was looking up to the Lord saying pls take this for 6 bc I knew what was gonna happen on offense next.

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B. Long @blong0108

a week ago

Going on ESPN and shoving it right to them about how bad this is is grade A work and I salute you 🫡

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THE RED RANGER @THEREDRANGER3

3 weeks ago

I promise you don’t have to cover your mouth when calling plays Kelvin Sheppard Nobody is stealing the shit you’re calling

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The Lions score 30 points a game Goff has zero turnovers the Lions defense gives up 72 points in 6 quarters and drones keep talking about “we should apologize to Ben Johnson” no way people can actually be that obtuse

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Richard Hoeg @HoegLaw

2 months ago

It's well past time for NBC to admit their video footage was lagging their clock footage. Multiple cameras from multiple angles now prove that much of the action NBC showed as happening after 00:00 never did. If we want accountability, it starts there.

Mak Popa @makpopa

2 months ago

I've seen a lot of people still struggling with understanding what happened at the end of the UM WMU game. With the release of what I consider to be the best angle (shows both the play and the in-stadium clock in HD), I did my best to provide context surrounding the play.

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Brett McMurphy @Brett_McMurphy

3 months ago

Indiana's Curt Cignetti w/shots fired at SEC: "We don't run a hype machine up here in the Midwest. We believe everything is earned, not given. When we fall short, we say we fall short. When we don't win, we don't cry a river. We don't whine & complain. That's why we're the best."

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Old Salty Marine @BamaSaltyMarine

3 months ago

Y’all remember during Covid when you were required to have a vaccination card to eat in a restaurant? The same people that required you to do that…say you don’t need an ID to vote…

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Ricky Zaccaglino @RickyTheGuido

3 months ago

Fuck the Democrat Party and fuck the Republican Party. They’re both corrupt and neither represent the American people.

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CougarStats @CougarStats

3 months ago

"Who has the strongest SOS?" "The SEC." "Why?" "Because they play a bunch of SEC teams." "How good are SEC teams?" "Really good, because they play a bunch of SEC teams." "How do you know if SEC teams are better than teams from other conferences?" "They are better, because they play a lot more SEC teams than teams from other conferences."

ESPN Insights @ESPNInsights

3 months ago

This season, the SEC will start a 9-game conference schedule 🗓️ A likely result of the additional conference game is that every SEC team has a strength of schedule in the Top-20, according to ESPN Analytics.

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Attorney General Catherine L. Hanaway @AGCHanaway

4 months ago

Missouri law prohibits discrimination based on religious beliefs. My office is demanding that @MLB not discriminate against players for their faith. If MLB refuses to comply, we will take action.

Sports Illustrated @SInow

4 months ago

Three Giants pitchers wore Bible verses on their Pride Night caps during Friday’s game. MLB has since issued a warning to them.

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Middle Man @8WPGhost

4 months ago

@SInow White Christians are the most heavily discriminated demographic in the US and it's not even close.

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HAWK_GUYS @HAWK_GUYS

5 months ago

Noah Shannon: -Placed 1 bet for $10 on a women’s basketball game. -Turned himself in. -NCAA banned him for the season and ended his career Brendan Sorsby: -Over 2,000 bets placed. -$90,000 in bets. -Found eligible to play. Make it make sense…

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Championship Rounds @ChampRDS

5 months ago

Bryce Mitchell reacts to Sean Strickland being banned from the UFC White House event: "I'm not surprised at all. We ought to be able to criticize our own nation, let alone a foreign nation. [Israel] is the only nation you're not allowed to criticize. Something's gonna change, because evil empires don't last forever." (via @mmamania)

Championship Rounds @ChampRDS

5 months ago

🚨 Sean Strickland says he's BANNED from attending the UFC White House event because he "made fun of Israel and Epstein" "UFC at the White House with [Netanyahu] in the audience. Straight 🇮🇱 slop. The only male American champ banned at the White House because I said Trump is

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Amelia @amelia_tweetz

6 months ago

Can we just start a class action lawsuit against the US government? US Citizens v United States. Gross negligence in handling taxpayer funds would be a good start. Who’s in?

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FBI Director Kash Patel @FBIDirectorKash

6 months ago

Come again? This FBI and DOJ with our DHS partners drafted and executed every search warrant today. But go ahead and take credit for our work while we smoke out the fraud plaguing Minnesota under your governorship.

Governor Tim Walz @GovTimWalz

6 months ago

Today’s raids by state and federal law enforcement happened because our state agencies caught irregular behavior and reported it. That’s how the system is supposed to work, and our agencies will keep at it as long as there are fraudsters around to put behind bars.

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Valdenn @sirvaldenn

6 months ago

@gorilla_rape Well of course. If people were allowed to defend their property with force, our crime statistics would go down and our nation would be safer. Can't have that.

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MJTruthUltra @MJTruthUltra

6 months ago

Judge: “The defendant put himself in this situation” UnFuckingbelievable

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n @moneyspread

7 months ago

we really national champions man 🥲

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No Context College Basketball @ContextFreeCBB

7 months ago

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ESPN @espn

7 months ago

DUSTY MAY WINS IT ALL IN ONLY HIS SECOND YEAR AS MICHIGAN’S HEAD COACH 😤 He’s just the fifth coach in NCAA history to become a champion in his first two seasons at a school 👏