mathieu platt @mathieuplatt
We stopped checking for monsters under our bed when we realized they were inside us - the joker onlyfans.com/workinmans_feet Joined April 2013-
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today a woman saw me buying flowers for my girlfriend and she said to me "where do i find one like you" and i told her “right here”, because besides being romantic i'm also unfaithful
Just a little thing called going beast mode
BREAKING: Chinese man threw himself from his 30th floor window after getting into a heated argument with his wife
ROFLMFAO
Petr Yan: *breathes* Merab: #UFC333
No wayy nigga predicted himself getting knocked tf out😭
FLYWEIGHTS, MAN!! WHAT A DIVISION!!
coworker i rarely spoke to said “see ya tomorrow” then went home and blew his shit clean off apparently
yo traduciendo este tuit
26 kış yaşadım hiçbiri gittiğin ağustos kadar soğuk degildi
$1800 for a console it better crawl under my desk while i play and suck my COCK and BALLS for that much
Xbox reportedly intends to release its next-generation console in 2028 Xbox reportedly projecting the console to cost $1,200 - $1,800, unless the company subsidizes some of the cost Source: Fortune Magazine
When you arguing with someone online and see that they lost custody of their kids
“We have a Rated-R nigger problem.”
Everyone is trying to play PG-13 politics when we have a Rated-R nigger problem.
Hearing ''Oh my God he's got a gun'' while holding a gun must feel amazing.
Hating men enough to want to abort a baby boy but not enough to stop getting fucked raw by them is crazy
me when i say “girl or abortion” around the wrong people
“He doesn’t feel like a hero cause he feels he could’ve saved more kids”
BEND, OREGON - Parent who pursued and shot elementary school shooter John J. Griffin has been identified as Kaylub Giamanco, his brother tells NBC News.
“So you have mommy issues?” “My issue is that you’re not my mommy”
@grandtheftnoise My issue is that you're not my mommy ❤️
Coffee so black you don’t grind the beans, you whip them.
"Dear Trump, If you try to revoke H-1B visas or deport H-1B visa holders in future, we Indians will stop visiting America for tourism and stop using your products and services."
Dear Trump, If you try to revoke H-1B visas or deport H-1B visa holders in future, we Indians will stop visiting America for tourism and stop using your products and services. It will only hurt America's growth. Don't mess with Indians or face the consequences.
That south park episode saying there are "Gay people" and then there are "Faggots" and being a fucking faggot isn't about being gay was lowk into something
Just like we drew it up
Gonna dress even sluttier to anger the misogynists. Fuck em.
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