e @myopicnerd

Joined April 2013

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Peter Twinklage @PeterTwinklage

2 years ago

matted and framed. currently placed on my tchotchke shelf next to 6 copies of Infinite Jest and a jar of whey protein.

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Lukas (computer) 🔺 @SCHIZO_FREQ

2 years ago

The reason you're not making money is because you're not in enough Twitter groupchats. You're not taking enough amphetamines, you still haven't messaged that girl who posted a selfie last week. You're doing spreadsheets and you're not having fun

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nathan @zantzkkkantdan

2 years ago

@p8stie unlike the target audience for this bait tweet, I lived with 3 attractive single women in their 20's, ostensibly normal, & they pretty much lived like Catherine Deneuve in the Polanski film Repulsion. No hot flings, no close friends, no intimacy, lots of crying, lots of anxiety

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Delicious Tacos @Delicious_Tacos

2 years ago

I was unemployed for a while. Now I’m a gray corporate worm. I have a 401(k). I wear loafers. I use Powerpoint; Excel. Advanced proficiency in Microsoft Office Suite. I’m in a small branch office of a large corporation. We share a bathroom. This means that the 4 times a day I…

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unusual_whales @unusual_whales

2 years ago

50% of young adults are living with their parents, an all time high per Morgan Stanley, $MS.

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Auron MacIntyre @AuronMacintyre

2 years ago

Sure, but have you considered importing a vast number of immigrants to bolster the GDP so that whenever an ethnic blood feud erupts it becomes a flash point in every major western city?

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Pata van Goon @basedalexandoor

2 years ago

Big day for this type of guy

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dekoi @dekoiichan

2 years ago

i'm moved in

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Molly White @molly0xFFF

2 years ago

From yesterday's exhibits in US v. Sam Bankman-Fried: The prosecution shows that the "insurance fund" that FTX bragged about was fake, and just calculated by multiplying daily trading volume by a random number around 7500

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Eric Zhang @ekzhang1

2 years ago

remind me in 20 years that I never want to send an email worded like this in my life. >:( why do some of the most accomplished and incredible people in our industry, still act in bizarre, unpersonable ways. everything is about power, it seems.

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Will Manidis @WillManidis

2 years ago

every well adjusted person i know grew up in the suburbs of some random tier three city and every literally insane person i know grew up in either LA or New York

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Chris Bakke @ChrisJBakke

2 years ago

Upgrading my home setup so I can run Slack, Gmail, and Jira at the same time:

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Varun Arora @itsvarora

2 years ago

Absolutely incredible and yet another example of "things that only happen in SF". An MTA bus ran over a man in SF and killed him without noticing. The ambulance takes him to the hospital but he's dead before arriving. The Fire Department then writes a report blaming a random…

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unusual_whales @unusual_whales

2 years ago

Americans are defaulting on their credit cards and auto loans at levels not seen since the financial crisis, per NYP.

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unusual_whales @unusual_whales

2 years ago

The average cost of a home in Canada is $754,700, per DollarWise.

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zerohedge @zerohedge

2 years ago

It's probably nothing

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unusual_whales @unusual_whales

2 years ago

It is the least affordable to buy a car ever, per CNBC:

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Subash! @PoisonStroke

2 years ago

@unusual_whales Don't invest on someone else advice

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Monis @monis8910

2 years ago

@unusual_whales Start small and focus on consistency. Regularly contribute a portion of your income to investments, even if it's a small amount. Over time, this disciplined approach can help you take advantage of compounding and build a strong foundation for your financial future.