Mike @nerdmasternyc
Just a dude living, here for memes, comics and buffoonery. Cosmically (un)funny Joined February 2017-
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One of the worst mayors of all time—who slashed school and library budgets, raised the rent 4 times for 2 million tenants, engaged in cartoon-level corruption at every turn, and happily posed for photos with Netanyahu—has been vanquished by NYC-DSA and a socialist movement.
One of the worst mayors of all time—who slashed school and library budgets, raised the rent 4 times for 2 million tenants, engaged in cartoon-level corruption at every turn, and happily posed for photos with Netanyahu—has been vanquished by NYC-DSA and a socialist movement.
NYC:
Me snorting Tylenol to become the most autistic railway fan on the planet:
The family expressly requested that social media accounts stop circulating these images but you people keep doing it because you don’t care about her in the fucking slightest
The family expressly requested that social media accounts stop circulating these images but you people keep doing it because you don’t care about her in the fucking slightest
You know what? I’d like to sing on stage for the rest of my life... with you in the first row. …I’ll be there.
She looks like a 10 year old. He's sick asf
For the record, I will NEVER see a film "starring" Tilly Norward nor will I go to any films made by any studio that utilizes her.
For the record, I will NEVER see a film "starring" Tilly Norward nor will I go to any films made by any studio that utilizes her.
All these white people mad about Kendrick Lamar’s Super Bowl performance… I hope next year they get Bad Bunny performing the whole set in Spanish.
I hate AI with a passion. It’s an unregulated, unconsidered, human-ingenuity-wrecking, resource-sucking, climate-destroying theft-machine being pushed by short-sighted, greedy individuals putting product and profit over people and planet. But it turns out… I can hate it more.
I hate AI with a passion. It’s an unregulated, unconsidered, human-ingenuity-wrecking, resource-sucking, climate-destroying theft-machine being pushed by short-sighted, greedy individuals putting product and profit over people and planet. But it turns out… I can hate it more.
For all the "who listens to this guy?" on my tl. 😉
For all the "who listens to this guy?" on my tl. 😉
Who the fuck are you people to tell others who they can or cannot mourn?
Who the fuck are you people to tell others who they can or cannot mourn?
hit the canadian destroyer again
hit the canadian destroyer again
Spider-Man 1 is about the innocent late-high school love and angst. Spider-Man 2 is about that college-age chase for your dreams and following your heart. Spider-Man 3 is about the adult responsibilities and harsh truths about maintaining what you care about. I love them all.
Super Bowl LX. Bay Area. February 2026. #AppleMusicHalftime @NFL @AppleMusic @RocNation @SNFonNBC @nbc @peacock
it’s so perfect i could deadass cry. my life.
it’s so perfect i could deadass cry. my life.
What makes Otto such a compelling villain is how he works as a false idol that Peter strives to be. Successful scientist in a healthy marriage but burdened by responsibility. When he flys too close to the sun, everything spirals. Loses everything including himself. A dark mirror
What makes Otto such a compelling villain is how he works as a false idol that Peter strives to be. Successful scientist in a healthy marriage but burdened by responsibility. When he flys too close to the sun, everything spirals. Loses everything including himself. A dark mirror
Best defunctland video of all time incoming
Best defunctland video of all time incoming
“That one’s not even a riddle, that’s just an absurd gliding trick Edward.”
“That one’s not even a riddle, that’s just an absurd gliding trick Edward.” https://t.co/VldZVYLtkw
Greata has more courage than every single US politician
Greata has more courage than every single US politician
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Marvel Perfect Gifs &... @MCUPerfectGifs
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moonsprout🌙🌱 @MoonsproutWitch
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くらと・にか @s4611615265575
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Finders Keepers @ayanna_____
13K Followers 350 Following Beauty in its most AUTHENTIC form. A rose from the concrete 🌹 Notary Public. Esthie Bestie. AF Vet. Eastern Star 🌟 1913 🔺 Daughter of Marracci Court #32 👸🏽
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奈落 @naraku_29
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Sweets @SweetPeachesl
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Jimmy D. @JimmyDPooper
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