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@natesmith.jawns.club homeless pirate. sustainable, carbon-neutral tweets. butterfly whisperer. official soup taster. likes LEGOs BLM. He/Him. twitter.com/search?q=(from… my house in budapest Joined December 2008-
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The government even made aliens boring
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A speedy airport security line called Global Ant Tree - they release different varieties of bitey fire ants to hurry you through the queue
I didn't leave twitter, twitter left me
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The four seasons: Allergies Sunburn Pumpkin Depression
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If you don’t have at least one 80’s playlist we probably can’t be friends.
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how's your Monday going? i hate mine.
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You: Trying to flirt with your TC Autocorrect: Getting us to eat paleo “Hello liver”
I think I'm most disappointed in how cheaply these soulless puppets have been bought off
I think I'm most disappointed in how cheaply these soulless puppets have been bought off
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Me: [a backup singer] 🎶beep beep beep beep beep beep🎶
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a Twitter page-a-day calendar that gives a little blurb about the idiot main character that everyone was dunking on, on this date a year ago
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Happy 17th birthday, Twitter! Sorry your stepdad is fucking it all up. 🙃
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Everybody is doing things that disrupt billion dollar industries, and I just wanted to say: keep up the good work.
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🚨 I'm still shocked that this isn't getting enough attention!?! 🚨 WATCH and listen to Rev. Robert Schenck tell how Evangelicals all over the country met with @GOP @HouseGOP @SenateGOP members to plot with the Supreme Court to overturn Roe v Wade.
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Me: This is the worst escape room ever. Boss: This is your job.
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Wife got mad at me again. I guess it isn't funny to give the last rites to every plant she puts into the cart at home depot
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Nine Simone: 🎶 I put a spell on you Me: roll for initiative
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The quantum excitation of Hugs Bison particles can often leave you stranded in a field
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