One wheel, no brain 💙 🇺🇦 @pmh
Perl/Go programmer, lapsed unicycle hockey player, inefficient cooker of eccentric flavours. Servant of @HolmiesAtHome pmh1wheel.org Cornwall, UK Joined May 2007-
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#FMSPAD 24/4 2 Colours: Yellow and black, and possibly blue, as it seems to have been abandoned here for the last few weeks #FMS_2Colours
Mint chocolate tiffin cake for @AnkaretWells's birthday. Didn't really fit the "scones" bill for #TwitterBakeAlong this week though
#FMSPAD 21/4 Matching: Close enough #FMS_Matching
#FMSPAD 20/4 Pattern: Cabbage scoring #FMS_Pattern
#FMSPAD 19/4 1 colour: Brown #FMS_1Colour
#FMSPAD 16/4 Stripes: I still get a small thrill every time this pairing comes up #FMS_Stripes
#FMSPAD 17/4 Floral: A roadside hedge I passed on today's ride #FMS_Floral
#FMSPAD 15/4 Mellow: Yellow Fellow #FMS_Mellow
Did reasonably well on the question rounds at the pub quiz but horribly badly on the music and picture rounds, so ended up last by a wide margin. Regular quiz master is off next time, so I'll be his locum (with his questions) then
#FMSPAD 14/4 3 Colours: Soft wooly jumpers in their natural state #FMS_3Colours
Leftovers in oat smoothie this morning: carrot ends, orange juice, garlic, Greek yoghurt, birdseed, frozen pumpkin, frozen whey, dried cayennes, dates, whole jam doughnut, almond milk, crystallized ginger
#FMSPAD 13 Neutral tones: Only gentle white noise from Elvis's new brake discs and pads. Much nicer than the excruciating shrieks the old ones made before they were replaced. The little tinking noise continues though, but that's my shoelace against the crank #FMS_NeutralTones
#FMSPAD 11/4 Something orange: My ginger ninja was being rather unhelpful when I was trying to frame this; either standing on top of the toy or disappearing out of shot #FMS_Orange
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