shawberto @shawberto1
Kedah, Malaysia Joined July 2019-
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I love saying “sounds good” at work when I don't give a fuck.
THIS ONE FMUJQFAGYWV
Indian Insta fmu 😭😭
Oh so it's not a loop I'm in a downward spiral
stop being afraid of losing people and remember you are also a great loss too. someone will spend the rest of their lives trying to search for someone with qualities like yours.
I leave the cinema thinking every movie is the greatest movie of all time, the atmosphere completely strips away my sense of objectivity for a good 24 hours
he finally broke no contact 🥹
I wonder what the other me's are up to in other dimensions
Yes. The fuck?
Is it rude to bring your dog to someone's house without asking first?
coworker passed away over the weekend. we were informed during a meeting, everybody was shocked for about a minute, then the meeting continued like nothing happened. bro, these jobs really aren’t worth the strain we put on ourselves
Ignoring your favorite sports team while they’re losing so they can make a comeback is the method
@Peterisrandom Yeah no that’s gross. End the relationship, kissing him was already fucking too far but you damn well know she got fucked. Why else would she allow herself to go there, drunk and stay there ALONE
There should be an app where you upload your bills and bored billionaires swipe right to pay them.
So we pivot. And we find a way. And we keep going.
I dated a girl for a year. Wanted to marry her, but had some doubts. Prayed, and God told me, "You can marry her and you'll have an okay level of happiness, but you'll be much happier with someone else." Took me a while, but I decided on the "much happier with someone else." so we broke up. She started dating my roomie 3 weeks later (oof). I moved out 2 weeks later. They got married not too long after that. Spent the next 4 years dating various girls, and nothing really clicked. Met my wife. Started dating her, and was never happier. Was getting ready for the day one morning, the sun was shining in through a window, and I was just thinking about how happy I was with her. Voice of God came to me again saying, "This is who you'd be much happier with." Told her the next day I wanted to marry her, and she didn't have to say it back or anything, but that's what I wanted and I wanted her to know. She decided a few days later she wanted to marry me as well. 6 years and 3 kids later, best thing ever. Incredibly happy with her. Glad I made the decision to trust God. The most important decision of my life, and I freaking nailed it with God's help. The other girl? Well, her mom ruined one marriage by cheating on her dad, then married the guy she cheated on him with. That *shockingly* also ended up in divorce. Then she became a lesbian. That would've been the grandma to my children. Woof! Other girl and my former roomie are still married. No kids. Left God behind and do their own thing. Moral of the story: Trust God, always. Be very careful who you marry. Remember that you marry the family.
I once dated a girl for about 18 months. We had planned to get married. We’d discussed the wedding, picked out a ring, and I’d even spoken with her dad to ask for his blessing. He gave it. That’s when things got crazy. While I was talking with him in a back room of their
@restingbilfface There are slim pickings out there 😩
For fuck’s sake, take photos and videos when you travel or any prestigious moments. You don’t have to upload them. Do it for yourself, you idiot. Stop acting nonchalant. Years later, those memories will hit. Capture the damn moments before they become memories you can’t relive.
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