Eliza @shell4brainss

She/Her Joined August 2016

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WeRateDogs @dog_rates

4 years ago

This is Sherlock. He thinks you’re doing pretty well all things considered. Will stay right here until you think so too. 13/10

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💖 Zoey! 💖 🏳️‍⚧️ @PinkHairedBitc3

4 years ago

Markiplier and his awesome dog! #markiplier

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Thomas Sanders @ThomasSanders

4 years ago

Take it easy, bitches, bros, and non-binary hoes.

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The Walt Disney Company @WaltDisneyCo

4 years ago

Statement from The Walt Disney Company on signing of Florida legislation:

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Moment @momentworld

4 years ago

We're giving away a couple digital Meet & Greets to have a one-on-one experience with @Jacksepticeye! RT this to enter and follow @momenthouse for updates.

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dream @dreamwastaken

4 years ago

i literally had a dream last night that the Lorax was real and successfully stopped NFTS why? no idea

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Tyler Scheid @Apocalypto_12

4 years ago

Hey people of the world, it’s not that hard! Be kind to & considerate of others. Thanks for coming to my TED talk

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Thomas Sanders @ThomasSanders

4 years ago

Not to be incredibly poetic this evening, but Women

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Steven Spohn (Spawn) @stevenspohn

4 years ago

You don't have to doomscroll. Ignore the brain weasels. Listen to me: You are not a fuck up. You will get through this. You are good enough You are worthy You are valid You're doing the best you can. You are loved More people in your world would miss you than you'll ever realize

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iced ⟢ @icedzui

4 years ago

i wish i could be like kass, just traveling hyrule and playing music, seems ideal for me

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Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings

4 years ago

SOMEONE LEFT A FULL PLATE OF COOKIES. AND A GLASS OF MILK. RIGHT BY THE FIREPLACE FOR ME. I AM NOT KIDDING. WHAT A NIGHT

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ethan @ethannestor

4 years ago

How big is the snowflake compared to The Who’s?? Does the snowflake only contain whoville and a few neighboring towns? Is it just the one country or are their multiple countries??? Are there oceans? HOW DOES DAY AND NIGHT HAPPEN IF ITS A SNOWFLAKE?????

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ethan @ethannestor

4 years ago

“Do you ever get nervous talking to people?” I get nervous asking Siri to add something to my calendar. Yes.

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Steven Spohn (Spawn) @stevenspohn

4 years ago

Hey, late-night Twitter scroller. I know you're doing your best to fight those 3 AM demons. Some nights they win, some nights you scroll enough to put them to sleep. Whatever you're going through, whatever is haunting you in the middle of the night, I'm with you. You're not alone

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ethan @ethannestor

4 years ago

fuckin a, dude. Year after year, Sean has put together this incredible event, and I am honored to be a part of it. Thank you guys so much for over $100k raised today, and over 6 MILLION raised globally. ❤️❤️❤️

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Tony Hawk @tonyhawk

4 years ago

At coffee shop this morning: Girl behind counter: (not joking) “has anyone told you that you look like Tony Hawk?” Me: yes, so much that I sometimes write about it. Her: haha, here’s your coffee Other girl by exit: (leans toward me as I walk out): “you really do look like him”