Noodles @udonandon

Joined May 2020

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Delicious Tacos @Delicious_Tacos

8 months ago

Arson is how the homeless reproduce

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Back In AZ @CaliforniaRefuG

8 months ago

@miss_wydra @PamelaBies I didn’t even realize that sacral chakra and trauma was stored at the hips. You learn something new every day.

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Rambo Van Halen @RamboVanHalen

8 months ago

Ouhhh Husbant... you berieve in crimate change hoax insteat of sensible wirefire mitigration and now we are homeress.

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IT IS WHAT IT IS @hmmmdontcare

8 months ago

@growing_daniel i think people on this app bank too much on verbalized mental illness.

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Ihor Diachenko 🇺🇦 @ihor_diachenko

8 months ago

@justalexoki The sperg stutter is probably an act too

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LeftoidsMad @leftoidsmad

8 months ago

@9000Cookies @weirddalle Then the portal shuts off and your dingus gets chopped off

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Idaxxian Sentry @CryptoGrimley

8 months ago

@EtkinDaniel @AlwaysKnocking @samfbiddle Finally. That's what the internet was always supposed to be..

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MrNobody @sio_mrnobody

8 months ago

@SheriefFYI Not a single fucking person. Quality and pride in ones products is a thing of the past at this point, and it makes me want to take a match the entire system.

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t @franktimez2

8 months ago

didn’t know an adobe subscription was like signing a 360 deal with birdman

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PAYLESS SHOEGAZE @ChudRedux

8 months ago

@odinsbadeye @paularambles The Juicero isn’t gonna fuck you bro

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reasonable moderate🇺🇳 @MAOCHUD_

8 months ago

@odinsbadeye @paularambles Their product was unique in that it was retarded

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Penny Pit Lane 🏁🏎 @pitlanepenny

8 months ago

@civilagain @HighyieldHarry It’s mostly a combination of improper use of Lean/Agile & abuse of the meaning MVP combined with shortsightedness to get “shippable product”out to make money.

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entrapranure @entrapranure

9 months ago

Just woke up to an inheritance from my Aunt. $2,000,000. Immediately wired it to my biggest hater. First, I do not take handouts. Second, this will drive me to grind out $2,000,001. Lesson there👆

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@balmer_tim @EU_Commission Did you know that USB-C effectively provides the maximum bitrate per wire that can be supported by conductive metals without switching to optical fiber cables? USB-C supports 40 Gbps, whereas Lightning only supports 480 Mbps. You don't really know what you're talking about.

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zeta @zeta_globin

9 months ago

@proc10n y combinator is like onlyfans for dudes but nice

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George Furbish @geofurb

9 months ago

@vxunderground How do you know I'm not sanctioned by OFAC

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gorlypop @skibidigorl

9 months ago

@WataruKannazuki @BronxBurt This literally made me cry. So gay. 🥹

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x @asphalt_botany

9 months ago

@molly0xFFF wym I've been earning safe 6-20% yield in Celsius and $UST. It's basically risk free, I haven't even had to check it since 2020, I just know it's earning.

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DHH @dhh

11 months ago

Linux really missed an opportunity to monetize the fundamentals. Why not $0.0007 for a cd invocation or $2/month for opening a port? And if you need enterprise volume, just call Linus for a quote. Talk about leaving money on the table!!