David Adler @unit01
I'm very self-referential. san francisco Joined March 2009-
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One small idea would be to stop shitting on my family when you’re running for office in Arizona.
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It's funny the Jewish community is being accused of trying to control everything, but I can't remember the last time a Jewish person tried to force their religion on me, or govern the country based on what THEY believe in.
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I think my dad is losing his memory—he keeps forgetting to say he's proud of me.
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professor x: whats your superpower? ostrich: i lay big egg professor x [telepathically to x-men]: i can save us money on breakfast ostrich [telepathically]: egg no for sale
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screenshot time baby
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Fuck this Supreme Court. But fuck Mitch McConnell in particular for relentlessly ratfucking the senate to make this monstrous day a reality. His legacy is nothing but ruin.
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amazing account, no notes
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May have 2 buy Twitter now.
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Bliss ✨
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Walking around my old college campus, it’s so apparent that much of the longing that adults feel for their college days is because it was the only time in their lives when they lived in close knit, walkable communities, saw friends everyday, rarely got into cars
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jury duty is a wild concept. whenever the government wants, they can just be like “call off work bestie, we need you to solve a murder 🥰 here’s fifteen dollars.”
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the days of usenet, irc, the web...even email (w PGP)...were amazing. centralizing discovery and identity into corporations really damaged the internet. I realize I'm partially to blame, and regret it.
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What does Clarence Thomas know? And when did he know it?
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