Billy Mumphrey @willwillis32

A simple country boy, you might say a cockeyed optimist, mixed up in the high-stakes game of world diplomacy and international intrigue Joined December 2021

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Hoodville @Hoodville_

23 hours ago

POV: You're 2 drinks in and get the forbidden yawn instead of a buzz

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We really have to start treating socialists like economic flat earthers. They operate at the same level of sophistication, can't understand basic concepts provable w/evidence etc. I don't understand why they're part of the adult discourse (no one at NASA thinks space is fake)

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Eyal Yakoby @EYakoby

a day ago

Abdul El-Sayed’s mom raised money for Osama bin Laden. His father was in the Muslim Brotherhood and his sister was on the terror watch list. There is nothing Islamophobic about calling this out.

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Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppy_haze

12 hours ago

that's because this is actually what's happening in the Trump White House

Steven Pifer @steven_pifer

a day ago

Interesting take on Rubio's tenure as Secretary of State: "Rubio has calculated that his future is best served by keeping clear of policies likely to end badly," e.g., Iran, Gaza, Ukraine, China. "In practice, he functions as Assistant Secretary for Western Hemisphere Affairs."

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Joe “Elite” Flacco @joeflaccoburner

a day ago

the asteroid that formed the Chesapeake Bay gave us the most obvious natural borders for a US State in history, and colonists still cut this into three states Unify Delmarva!

Josh Barzon @JoshuaBarzon

3 days ago

America's largest peninsulas

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Jen-O-Lantern 🏳️‍⚧️💾🔞 @gncgalactus

a day ago

Tell the client to get back to work on winds of winter

🐙 Rocktopus Art 🐙 @Rocktopus64

2 days ago

A surprisingly large number of clients have asked for drawings of busty women in medieval costumes. Not sure why they come to me specifically for this niche thing but I'm not complaining.

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constans @constans

a day ago

I have to blame the professioanlization of activism. We don’t have ordinary people whose morals move them to action. We have people who channel their oppositional defiance disorder and borderline personality disorder into being “activists” for a living.

Politics & Poll Tracker 📡 @PollTracker2024

2 days ago

Protesters chant “Mamdani is complicit” at Mamdani and NYPD Commissioner Jessica Tisch after ICE-involved shooting. Video credit: @TimmyFacciola_

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ol’ stocky ⛳️ @oldstocky

a day ago

Imagine drinking 9 pints at the pub with your lads, you put the Barbour on, walk through the misty fields and leaves covering the trails, you come home here to a steak and Guinness pie

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Steꪜe @HurricaneStiz

2 days ago

lmfao

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Θωμᾶς del Vasto ✈️ atx 10/10 - 10/19 @Thomasdelvasto_

2 days ago

my basic read on modern history is that ww1 & 2 wiped out the western masculine tradition. boomers grew up without noble fathers and essentially rejected the idea of healthy and good masculinity as even a possibility, became selfish and short sighted

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taoki @justalexoki

2 days ago

there are hundreds of thousands of babies inside your wife. your only job is to get them out

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Stay Focused @liluzifartt

3 days ago

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BENZO-KAZOOIE @BENZOTOOIE

2 days ago

Once you see Stav’s or Adam’s solo work it becomes abundantly clear Nick was doing ALL the heavy lifting.

Stavros Halkias @stavvybaby

3 days ago

Finally: a balding guy in a tracksuit’s thoughts on transphobia

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сиера❤️‍🔥🦇 @mrscaew

3 days ago

my son just walked through the room with an airpod in. i asked what he was listening to. he said the hoa meeting. ??? he is 4

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tasman @lildorothy_

3 days ago

first dates are tricky i never know if i'm talking about fracking enough

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Ron Iver @ronnui_

3 days ago

Me: bro please invite me to your house party I swear I won't lie to everyone this time. Me 35 minutes later: No I'm not joking Sebulba really went to my synagogue

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Marko Jukic @mmjukic

3 days ago

People keep forgetting we live in the ruins of an apocalyptic science-fiction war for world domination that resulted in a generational "dead throne" corpse emperor of bureaucracy.

Aleph @woke8yearold

3 days ago

I’ve been watching actual combat footage from WW2 and it’s completely arresting. It makes it easy to understand why there has been so much fascination with it. It’s left out of almost all WW2 media because it’s too real

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anxious boi autumn @it_was_babylon

3 days ago

I don't want to be a member of a party that welcomes people like this

Darializa for Congress @DarializaforNY

3 days ago

Three years ago today, 1,100 people were killed and 251 were taken hostage. My heart is with those who lost loved ones and felt the pain of that day. What immediately followed was destruction on a scale this generation hasn’t seen in Israel's nearly 80 years of violent

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Danny Goodwin @dannywgoodwin

2 days ago

Stephen A Smith: First and foremost, I would like to apologize to the Anne Frank Foundation for my words last week. I do not think a “little more hustle” would’ve changed her situation. However-

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wokeandwoofing @wokeandwoofing

3 days ago

As a progressive I spend 50% of my time condemning certain behaviour as objectively immoral, and the other 50% of my time defending other cultures who practise that exact same behaviour, on the basis that morality is entirely relative.