Few things I will defend with true passion: medical marijuana, the biblical Satan as a metaphor for rebelling against tyranny, and motherfucking goddamn Bitcoin random access memoryJoined December 2023
crypto 2025 so far
> trump launches shitcoin
> melania launches unrelated shitcoin day after
> ledger cofounder kidnapped along with his wife and fingers cut off
> africa launches shitcoin
> argentina launches crimecoin in collaboration with a disfigured cartoon looking mfer
>…
Police have released a computer-generated illustration of the Bybit hacker.
He was spotted in a cafe, running a custom instance of Safe, muttering "solo necesito una historia peor en las noticias durante una semana".
They killed mitch because he was the one man with enough motion to fudd their rugs.
The voice of sobriety that subdued the craze
Mitch had to go before they could turn on max extraction mode.
They dont just launch coins. They sim swap and drain wallets.
Their time is up.
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Everyone is so levered up and addicted to the dopamine hit from memecoins that no amount of positive headlines will make them happy.
What did you actually think? That they would be max bidding BTC and your coins on day 1 and that we'd fly to 250k?
We're finally getting a legal…
This is like some episode of a show where the comic relief side character is separated from the group and when they find him he’s the leader of a planet or something.
This is like some episode of a show where the comic relief side character is separated from the group and when they find him he’s the leader of a planet or something.
Folks, I launched the most beautiful Trump coin yesterday, absolutely beautiful. Everyone was saying "Sir, this is the greatest coin launch in history."
But then Melania - and listen, I love Melania, fantastic woman, used to be my favorite wife - she comes out with her own coin.…
Folks, I launched the most beautiful Trump coin yesterday, absolutely beautiful. Everyone was saying "Sir, this is the greatest coin launch in history."
But then Melania - and listen, I love Melania, fantastic woman, used to be my favorite wife - she comes out with her own coin.… https://t.co/zsQWIhJYZ9
It was always going to be a crazy few days around the inauguration.
I didn't think it would be this crazy (two trump coins launched in 48 hours is literal insanity) but volatility was guaranteed.
It's an illiquid Sunday right now.
It's still all about the executive orders…
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