Tlaloc @xazel45
Joined August 2025-
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Me reading Portuguese tweets
queria que o nariz dela fosse um cartão de crédito e minha buceta fosse uma maquininha que não validou a transação e ela esfregasse a cara em mim até eu dizer "vai ter que inserir"
I was being very normal about these until I saw them stack
lmao this should not be this funny
Cave divers with 3 kids and a loving wife when they hear about a cave called Lucifer’s asshole
Recuerdan ese strimer italiano que casi lo golpea un gringo porque el italiano grito amica (amiga) y el otro juraba que grito la nword?
siempre los de latam tenemos que cuidar cómo hablamos porque no vaya a ser que un gringo se ofenda porque "en racistas unidos esa palabra significa-"
los que tomamos el transporte público por dos horas apretados como vacas al matadero
Impopular opinión: está lindo ir a la oficina. Te obliga a levantarte de la cama, asearte, ponerte ropa y perfume fachero. Salir a manejar, tomarte un cafecito calentito, observar el paisaje, llegar a la ofi, charlar con tus compañeros, trabajar en equipo, en fin, muy copado
Physical - for real- hand made stuff- even as a base… gorgeous
Merged monster rehearsals for Zach Cregger’s ‘RESIDENT EVIL.’ 📷 Jakub Hudlický
me temo que devoró, DE NUEVO
Amigos ciclistas... tenemos que hablar
Tenho todos sintomas de depressão menos a falta de apetite
“Aww is the mass surveillance company worried about being surveilled?”
Flock Safety has issued a legal demand seeking the removal of a public map showing the locations of approximately 300,000 of its surveillance devices across the United States.
Dude trained him around like a CoD zombie
I’m crying bro lured the cop away from the bike so he could go back and grab it
glad to see some people are still innovating in the content creation space
Ludovico P. Luche lookin ass ✌🏼😭😭
Vos decís que queda bien así amigo?
Y pensar que esta obra maestra fue hecha sin IA y solo por amor al arte
El único local que vendía libros en mi pueblo cerró y pusieron uno de venta de proteínas y suplementos para el gym.
Los gringos son primero gringos y después personas
A Black American woman travels to Cambodia to buy what she calls “raw hair extensions.” She cuts the hair directly from Cambodian women in exchange for money.
juju ☆ motto & that @juridicoitzyskz
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