Dave Barry @00dmb5
New Jersey, USA Joined October 2012-
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Made some man glitter, did some work today instagram.com/p/CkB64TQpWga/…
Fuck this shit. Retweet if you agree.
Hehehe building time....hehehe instagram.com/p/Cfzat1PJnco/…
Don’t run away from what’s happened. But don’t let it define you. Let it teach you.
Old deck, new boards....busy Saturday instagram.com/p/Ce9OL3hpxh6/…
Don’t tell a #Taurus they can’t do something they will do it just to make you look dumb.
RETWEET if you're pumped that Madison Cawthorn has been unseated cuz I need to follow you RIGHT NOW.
It's Shakespeare Day, so, have a quote - “They do not love that do not show their love.” ― William Shakespeare, The Two Gentlemen of Verona
Just out of curiosity Please retweet if a mere $1000 extra a month would improve your life significantly
Did you take your Mariah Carey out of the freezer after Thanksgiving? I did....but I think mine went bad....youtube.com/watch?v=VPOBhl…
Kicking off the the Christmas season a few hours early with "The Seasons' Upon Us" by Dropkick Murphy's, feel free to message me links or titles for your own holiday favorites! youtube.com/watch?v=qTx-sd…
So....every holiday season, I go wild on Facebook sharing alternative Christmas covers...any interest in the Twitter-verse for that?
FUCK YOU I WONT DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
Head shaped nebula Hubble
BEHOLD MY FINEST CREATION
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After several busy months researching, designing and slinging paint, these two canvases for the Gettysburg National Military Park are finished!
I'm still here... Piece done for the latest Necromunda core rules book.
Yup There's been a few good female leads beginning to emerge recently, but usually met by (male) screams of WOKE It the was the norm when I was a teenager (Buffy, Janeway, Xena, etc). Now it's the exception. Society is regressing
Coming FRIDAY, a movie that predicted the future better than Nostradamus ever could have - it's PCU! Whose seen it, because it's really hard to find these days?
Hi guys. I am 7 entire years clean from heroin today :)
Today during a morning meeting, my brain told me: "Working at this job is basically just you waiting to die. How many more years are you gunna waste here?" hope everyone else had a good day.
Just because you were an 11B, infantryman, or an 18 series Special Forces MOS in the Army…..that doesn’t make you a superior human being than other soldiers in other career fields.
Excuse me, how is it legal to be this cute and beautiful
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Look how stupidly happy this warboss is with his string
Nunu traded in his Baneblade for a tank with string
Thanks @MC_Etching for this dope new decal! Now everyone will know this crv is driven by an rpg nerd! Or a line work nerd... or a shapes...nerd... Or all of the above in my case!
Men, what's stopping you from looking like this?
Don’t inject bleach. And don’t vote for the guy who told you to inject bleach.
Four years ago today, Trump told Americans to inject bleach on national television
I WANT TO MAKE A SEQUEL TO ROBOCOP, WHERE HIS TECHNOLOGY IS OBSOLETE, SO HE'S GATHERING DUST IN THE BASEMENT WITH FAX MACHINES AND PRINTERS. THEN SOMEONE HACKS THE NEW AWESOME ROBOCOPS, AND THEY NEED TO TURN HIM BACK ON.
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