WILLIAM FAKESPEAR ™⚪🔱. @01_lobstar
🎀 L.L.B 🎓 • Carpe diem ✨⚖️• Joined August 2020-
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Hapa nashoot everyone on scene, no witnesses!
Hapa nashoot everyone on scene, no witnesses!
"Check between" how about you check between your ears and tell me if there's a brain
Are you available we elect you as our Member of the County Assembly? You could perhaps get a chance to table these motions, summon city planners, Directors and Chief Officers to explain to the house and Nairobians. . At least one of us won't be helpless on X like the rest of us?
Are you available we elect you as our Member of the County Assembly? You could perhaps get a chance to table these motions, summon city planners, Directors and Chief Officers to explain to the house and Nairobians. . At least one of us won't be helpless on X like the rest of us?
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If you don’t choose to grow up, Life will force you to. And it won’t be pretty. Trust me. Take on real responsibilities. Develop self-accountability. Get your life in order. Don’t wait for a catastrophe like losing a family member or a horrible heartbreak to wake you up.
Yves Saint Laurent
Bro is trapped in his suit forever
Federico Macheda vs. Villa (April 5, 2009) Kobbie Mainoo vs. Liverpool (April 7, 2024) United ran it back 🪞 (via @ManUtd)
The Test of per incuriam is a strict one - SCORK in Rai v Rai. The decision of a superior Court is not to be perceived as having been arrived at per incuriam, merely because it is thought to be contrary to some broad principle
My gas cylinder feels lighter. I hope it’s me that has gotten stronger o.
Gas inajifanya imeisha inadhani hatujuwi ni April's fools day.
Lewis Hamilton in 2025
Lewis Hamilton in 2025 https://t.co/5kbfOtEJpH
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Blackrock is set to start investing in the NSE according to the CBK governor. He says Blackrock had kept away from Africa for the last four years and is very interested in Kenya.
On or about the 10th of March 2024, the Plaintiff was lawfully pulling his handcart on Valley Road.....
On or about the 10th of March 2024, the Plaintiff was lawfully pulling his handcart on Valley Road.....
Habits are the building blocks of life. You become what you repeatedly do.
Men don’t have female friends, we either talk to women we’ve slept with or are planning on sleeping with If a man agrees to be your friend and he genuinely has no feelings for you, you’re either fat or extremely unattractive
Men don’t have female friends, we either talk to women we’ve slept with or are planning on sleeping with If a man agrees to be your friend and he genuinely has no feelings for you, you’re either fat or extremely unattractive
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@Kaysparks_ @Goddie_Ke 2 "If people didn't live in Nairobi they would not get floods" nyef nyef same reasoning na kichwa ya sakaja with a sprinkle of moses kuria lucky for you dimples ni optional.
@bgftjcypsy Ama ni ule alibebwa kutoka thika to jkia? Huyo naskia hatokangi nje nowadays
Tangu niskie brotherngu akiambia gf yake ‘fuck my family u come first’ sibakishangi mkate
The Most gangster photo during this flooding
The @jsckenya interviews for High Court are just something else. Comm Majanja: Are you aware of the famous Anarita Karimi Case? Interviewee: No. Comm Majanja: Let’s leave that. What of Githunguri Case? Interviewee: Am not aware. Comm Majanja. That’s all. I wish you well.
Idk how else to explain it but AWB plays like he sees the world like this
Nilijaribu kwenda tech events when I was job hunting nilikua najipata nimekaa pekeangu kwa corner more than once haha sio must btw😭
Networking hunishinda ju two seconds in i will be missing the chicken i left at home
We don't talk about the sadness that comes when you have won after years of struggle.
Rawdogging life bila drugs hunikalia crazy kwanza kama uko Kenya sai
The waters haven’t been safe since Americans found out a group of fish is called a school
A Dead dolphin with multiple bullet holes was found in Louisiana. The Feds are offering a $20,000 reward for information leading to a conviction
“Babe ulibuy hii gari wapi?” “Niliandika poem nikisifu dem ya mtu nikashinda”
Liverpool: We will win the quadruple Man United, Atalanta & Everton:
When your best friend weighs less than a bag of cement you need to check up on him every so often anaeza kuwa amebebwa na upepo
@alexmwanzo you don’t have to call me every time you hear a thunderstorm.
Forget the duties...why is the door removable 😂😂😂
🔴👀 Ethan Wheatley: "Bruno pulled me to the side and told me: I’ve got nine minutes to try get you a goal!". Bruno: "He's a young kind, the moment is massive for him and I think getting a goal in his first appearance would be massive! I couldn't give the assist... I tried".
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