humanbeing2.0 @0Humanbeing2
i notice shit. Joined November 2015-
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@Will__NE please reply to this actual LEGEND x.com/bettyjoyceward…
Matched @Will__NE on Tinder, pretty sure I’ve fucked it 😂
Really need to cut back on late night Tinder antics, the result: x.com/stephentries/s…
Having to walk anywhere in winter and constantly wishing I had a radiator strapped to my back.
Walking behind someone who keeps looking back at you suspiciously and you just want to scream, "IM NOT FOLLOWING YOU!!"
When you remember an awkward experience from your past, and the person next to you is like 'what's wrong with your face?'- oh just cringing
Hate it when old family friends marvel at how much you've grown and you have to awkwardly reply like "yeah I tend to do that"
I feel like I spend the majority of my life correcting autocarrot *autocorrect
When you get someone an awesome gift and then they go buy it for themselves- like for real? That was my one good deed of the year douchebag.
Current thought: is professional procrastinator a career?
Current method for handling responsibility: just go to sleep in the hope that when you wake up someone else has dealt with it.
How is it that I'm ridiculously tired all day but the second I go to bed my brain decides to reevaluate every decision I've made since 2009
Hate it when you complain it's too hot and some prat says, "take off your coat then"- one simply doesn't disassemble artwork.
There should be a word to describe that silence that descends over an audience after a film finishes, when no one knows quite what to say
Life without pizza would be like..wait I don't care about anything more than pizza..🍕
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188 Followers 2K Following un pug que arregla dientes,orina cada esquina y recibe un premio por ello. amen.
YNANI DAINNE S VILLAF... @YnaniV
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lane @lanegiless
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Emily 💕 @Emiltrice
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Julia Daniels @JuliaDa35718736
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i want to be an egg @DaCourtJester23
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Awissa @bitchasaurous
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759 Followers 2K Following A comedic actor,improvisationer, vocalistic comedian with dramatic flare, here, there, and everywhere... and HIV prevention...and other stuff too :-)
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24 Followers 216 Following
lamarcus matthew @MatthewLamarcus
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Toula K @kanj100
8 Followers 72 Following
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196 Followers 302 Following
Jessica @_JessFreeFallin
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JACK @S3PPLE
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myblue @mohammed_saud
963 Followers 3K Following هو الله الرحمن الرحيم الملك القدوس السلام المؤمن المهيمن العزيز الجبار المتكبر الخالق البارىء المصور الغفار القهار الوهاب الرزاق الفتاح العليم
Guillermo William Rev... @liamjr89
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Mac ♡ @thegrandeluv
439 Followers 734 Following I know what I came to do, and that ain't gonna change // multi fandom //
Karen 🇦🇷 ❯❯... @tommoallalong
22K Followers 4K Following Directioner desde 2010. Abracé y hablé con Liam, Louis me saludó y lo vi 12 veces.Harry x5 Niall x2 💙💚🧡❤💛 we can live forever ❯❯❯❯❯ | Periodista |
✭ LEE 李 ✭ @1Eldoublee
5K Followers 5K Following Good Vibes | Health & Wellness 🎼🧠💪🏽 🎶 🌩 🥷🏽 Cashapp: $eldoublee1
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Chlo @chloholmess
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Dead @1disdashit12
112 Followers 196 Following I am dead because of @5sos @luke5sos @Ashton5sos @Michael5sos @Calum5sos
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M.-E. Morales🐘🎀 @mare_pear
4K Followers 5K Following Faith, Family, Friends. Aunt Pear to 7 amazing Pearlets. Breast Cancer warrior. God is Love. Love is Everything. Save the elephants🐘. Save the tata’s 🎀.
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