Life's a Comedy @0xHappyThoughts

Professional Shitposter. Joined February 2022

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cam @harleybaghdad

4 days ago

Your life is over at age 10. If you’re 11 years old your a chopped unc

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Stryxo @Stryxo

a week ago

ordered doordash and my driver just got raptured are you kidding me

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Shivani @ilovemy__house

2 weeks ago

Why am I scrolling. What am I searching for

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Miss Ally @MissAlly_01

2 weeks ago

People are making rapture jokes like there’s no tomorrow...

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Ccrypto @Ccrypto5

2 weeks ago

>Wake up >Borderlands 4 >Sleep >Wake up >Borderlands 4 >Sleep >Wake Up >Borderlands 4 >Sleep

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John Attridge @John_Attridge

3 weeks ago

Readers have long been frustrated by Robert Frost's poem "The Road Not Taken". Thanks to AI, it is now possible to explore BOTH of the paths described by the speaker

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Jerms @NotLordJerms

4 weeks ago

my niece got $40 from the tooth fairy and been tryna yank her teeth out ever since. this recession hitting everybody

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@MysterySolvent @MysterySolvents

4 weeks ago

How can Trump be an FBI informant to a hoax?

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Hot take today: Lots of LinkedIn posts today with sour grapes over Silksong’s success because it broke all the “rules” the industry has been telling us. On Game Pass. Minimal marketing. Lower price point. Still a hit. It's called a unicorn / outlier, but these "unicorns" keep…

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SAELENS16 @Saelens16

4 weeks ago

wow the first boss #silksong

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Degen, CPA @Degen_CPA

a month ago

Just saw some idiot at the gym put his water bottle in the pringle holder on the treadmill.

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Маделейн . @normalmadeline

a month ago

I can’t explain it but ice cold water is reserved for novice water drinkers… room temperature water is for seasoned sippers

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Sean Murray @NoMansSky

a month ago

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NikTek @NikTekOfficial

a month ago

I'm honestly disappointed that Konami ditched the Fox Engine in favor of UE5. I'm confident MGS: Delta Remake would've run much better and looked way more unique if they focused their resources on Fox Engine. Phantom Pain came out a decade ago and this still looks gorgeous

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drew @ImNotOwned

a month ago

This is where I blame the public for being dumb as dogshit. Let’s assume the Cook firing fails (I think it will fail). The public will say “oh see it’s never as bad as the libs say.” But a president trying to become an autocrat and sometimes failing should be damning on its own…

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Danielle Fong 🔆 @DanielleFong

a month ago

americans are going to derive why they rejected a king 250 years ago, from first principles

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ALEX PTAK’S TEST KITCHEN @PtakTestKitchen

a month ago

I brought my children to Mr Zohran’s so called “scavenger hunt” and it was revealed the “hunt” would be of my dear boys. Thousands of New Yorkers are now hunting my family for sport while we hide in a dumpster on st marks and 3rd. Not a good look!